Stanley Bruce Carter


Stan Carter lives in Bellevue, Nebraska. He has been in the newspaper business for nearly 30 years, serving as a reporter, copy editor, columnist, typesetter and paginator at various publications. He is the author of five novels published by Gypsy Shadow: "Petchy Maligula," "The Depraved Dances of Taram Zhod," "The Caskian Scandal," "The Extortions of Stiffani Voydalle" and "Kill My Husband."

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The Gobsmacked Goblin Caper
Price: Free! Words: 56,200. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
In this sequel to the best-selling GIRL FROM G.O.T.C.H.A., time traveling bionic babe Tacita Pruval journeys to Atlantis to recover a magical stone with immense power, but is flung into alternate worlds where she meets Sherlock Holmes, the Hound of the Baskervilles, Count Dracula, Dr. Frankenstein and the Wolf Man, and a host of other memorable characters.
Saving Hipothia
Price: Free! Words: 9,290. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Hipothia is a brilliant scientist, a learned philosopher and a great beauty -- and a devout virgin -- admired, desired and despised throughout the kingdom. And Dramte is in love with her – a hopeless love, unattainable, unquenchable. But even if he can’t have her, at least he can use his strange magical powers to try and save her from a deadly fate at the hands of murderous zealots.
The Lofty Goals of Bommy Giffitt
Price: Free! Words: 59,730. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
Bommy Giffitt comes from a long line of Lifters, magicians who have mastered the power of levitation. But Bommy’s just a kid and can barely Lift a pebble. He’s real good at raising a ruckus, though, and getting himself into trouble – and before he knows it, he’s not only battling bullies, but zombies, mummies and an evil wizard who wants to destroy the world.
The Madly Insane Rantings Of Lord Aldrod Lunatichio
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,470. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Dark, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A surreal journey through the depths of a madman’s mind, as a mysterious female visitor torments him with strange tales about weird and astonishing things.
"Brass" Bannem Bashes The Commies
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,730. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Straight out of the Cold War comes this hard-hitting tale about a hard-fisted, hard-nosed private eye who bashes commies and saves America -- the land of the free and the home of the hard!
Ode to a Wretched Robot
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2016. Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Rhymes about robots, poems about private eyes, wordplay from witches, sonnets for sultans, and much more.
Dreams of a Pasha
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2016. Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
A tapestry of entangled tales from exotic neverlands, wandering capriciously through your mind, borne on poems flung from the tongues of the Djinn, translated by an Exalted Master of the Holy Order of Thulchulu.
The 'I Love Lilly' Murder
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,200. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
When hotheaded Cuban bandleader Dicky Delgado is accused of murdering his ditzy redheaded wife Lilly, it’s up to defense attorney Barry Bason to get him off, with the assistance of his beautiful secretary, Ella Rhodes, and handsome private eye Saul Trake -- and a rumpled LAPD homicide detective named Larry Palumbo. Can they outwit Lt. Dragg and District Attorney Hammond Borger?
The Girl From G.O.T.C.H.A.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 53,750. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
A sexy Sixty-ish spy spoof about a time-traveling bionic babe named Tacita Pruval who tangles with a cast of characters including Emperor Caligula, Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday and Jack the Ripper as she struggles to save the world from the evil schemes of SPECTRUSH.
“Don’t Touch My Trident!” The Sea God Says (An Atlantis Mystery)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,080. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical
Someone took the tip of a trident tine from the sea god’s statue and Poseidon is pissed. High Priestess Shuretra (actually a Fair to Middling Priestess) has exactly one week to apprehend the perpetrator before everyone in Atlantis goes glug, glug, glug. But can she solve the crime and still find time to run some errands for her mother?
Price: Free! Words: 6,300. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Life sucks for Stubby Peraldrak, but that changes when he discovers a chunk of rock that grants him strange powers – powers that could save, or destroy, the world. But Stubby dreams small, and he just wants to impress the hot chick down the hall and get in her pants – if she doesn’t kill him first.
The Jade Corpse Caper
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Horror » Undead
Gangster girl Calla O’Gurk braves zombies, mummies and three-headed dogs to swipe an ancient jade statuette from the home of Chicago industrialist Fulminius Squale. Now all she has to do is deliver it to an old lady in New Orleans and her job is done. What could possibly go wrong?
Rocket Chick #1: In the Clutches of the Thugadong
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Will space officer Tacita Pruval be ravished by the dreaded thugadong, or use her bionic body to save herself from his beastial lust? It looks like he has the upper hand, but Tacita has an “ace in the hole”(so to speak), and isn’t afraid to use it. This sleazy sci-fi satire is for adults only.
Steam Sleuth #2: Concerning the Demise of Sir Waldraff Fammory Bleen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 29,710. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
When Sir Waldraff Fammory Bleen – the famous aeronaut, industrialist and all-around asshole – is killed by a Vindanian flying death dagger, Bombalay police inspector Hanop Rasavan asks Lt. Aubrianna Chellbamber to help him solve the case ... much to the annoyance of Capt. Lank Vadis, who suspects the handsome Rasavan is more interested in Aubrianna than the investigation.
Steam Sleuth #1: The Ill Fated Flight of the Bad Ship Petty Snark
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,490. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
When the cruel captain of the airship Petty Snark gets strangled by his own cat-o-nine-tails, Lt. Aubrianna Chellbamber suspects murder. As she investigates the kinky crew and tries to untangle this sordid mess, we have to wonder: Will the killer lash out again, or will Aubrianna whip up a solution to this steamy – and steampunky – mystery?
Three Nasty Nightmares
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,760. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Horror mega-pack. Three terrifying tales of nasty chicks who don't take crap off any man. You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll wake up in a cold sweat. Or is that something else soaking your sheets? You get "Napasha's Passionate Punishment," "The Combustible Cocksman" and "Nasty Dead Girls Snack on Jack," together for the first time in one spine-tingling collection!
Nasty Dead Girls Snack On Jack
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica
(5.00 from 1 review)
Never piss off a nasty dead girl. It could have grave consequences. You could get your ass chewed out – or worse. A tale of two cool ghoul girls who feed their undead appetites and satisfy their depraved desires.
The Combustible Cocksman
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,500. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sir Ennock Tinkton decodes an infamous book written by the devil himself and unlocks magical powers that transform him from a dud to a stud. But he soon learns that hot sex and burning desires can be very bad for your health.
Napasha’s Passionate Punishment
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,320. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
(5.00 from 1 review)
When Acrem VII commands Napasha to dance for him, she tries her best. But the performance ends in disaster, and Acrem subjects her to dreadful punishments -- until she displays another talent that satisfies her lusty king. But with the help of a magical cat, Napasha shall treat her monarch to one final performance -- a dance of death.

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