Max Patrick Schlienger


Since he first learned to speak, Max Patrick Schlienger has been telling stories. Unfortunately, despite having been given ample opportunity and encouragement, he has yet to master the art of shutting the hell up. In an effort to avoid being completely shunned by his friends and family, Max finally took to writing his stories down. He intends to continue in the glamorous profession of making stuff up until such time as the position of Superman becomes available.

When he's not wasting time on the Internet or pretending to understand elements of theoretical physics, Max can often be found making short films, singing acappella music, and participating in ill-conceived culinary experimentation. He lives and works in the San Francisco Bay Area, where he attempts to maintain a facade of being a functioning adult.

There is no currently existing evidence to refute Max's claims of his own immortality, insofar as he is not yet dead.

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Nearly Departed
Price: Free! Words: 79,580. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2012 . Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.57 from 14 reviews)
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