Chris Whitfield

Biography

I am an accountant with a sense of humour, which most people consider a contradiction. I live in the UK on the Wirral with my wife and two bitches. That's a Border Terrier and a Cockapoo, in case you're thinking I'm living the life of an African tribe leader who believes he's a gangsta rapper. I have three grown up children but have never quite managed to grow up myself.

At the age of eighteen, I was often mistaken for pop idol, Donny Osmond. Nearly four decades on and ravaged by time, the best I can now do in the look-a-like stakes is Richard Osman from BBC TV's Pointless. Osmond to Osman, how the mighty fall.

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Books

Chimpanzees in Dungarees: The Collection
Price: Free! Words: 97,020. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
When did you last see a Chimpanzee in Dungarees, laughing at a Sexist, Racist and Homophobic Comedian sat next to a Newly Wed Virgin holding a Baby Called Keith and eating a Meat Paste sandwich while drinking a pint of Mild? Chimpanzees in Dungarees - The Collection has two hundred such disappearing things, written with one sole objective...to take the proverbial and have a laugh… or is that two?
The Drummer's Tale - A Novel
Price: Free! Words: 72,160. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » General
An everyday story of innocence from 1972 about playing in a band and discovering the opposite sex. The Drummer's Tale is a funny and heartwarming story about the naivety of teenage ambition and the frustrations of unrequited love.

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1970s    band    comedy    coming of age    drummer    funny    humor    humour    laugh    laugh out loud    love    music    nostalgia    nostalgia 50s 60s 70s    rock and roll    rom com    romantic comedy    seventies