Mark Shearman


Artist, writer, Book Cover Designer. Voracious reader, Blogger. Tea drinker, dog owner. Chief-cook and dish washer loader. Jocose, English Ex-pat in Spain. Beach freak. Science fiction fan. Habitual doubler of entendres. Novelist. Caricature and Cartoonist junkie. Part-time philanthropist. Music nut. Movie addict. Occasional faux finisher. Renaissance man. Opinionated. Wordy. Modest.

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Wet Pet
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,120. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
People will set themselves goals or write lists of things they need to do before they kick the bucket or hit a certain age – Reading one of Mark's books should be up there with losing your virginity, bull running in Pamplona, or getting your hair groomed by a monkey in India.
Favour for a Flavour
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,790. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Some men will do anything for free beer. The landlord of a country style pub offers two steeplejacks a free beer in return for a dirty favour. He soon regrets his choice in a moment of embarrassment, luckily his wife was there to take the fall.
Spoils of the Moon
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 71,180. Language: British English. Published: October 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Forty-seven of the two hundred and fifty Apollo 13 lunar rocks have been recovered. This is the story of the first Lunar rocks to go missing, causing a mother to lose a husband in a war he shouldn’t have been in, a son disenfranchised from his country, and a father racked with guilt from a disobeyed order. Greg and Jordi are brothers that bond on a harrowing, yet liberating journey...
Streaking For Mother
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 79,750. Language: British English. Published: March 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
(5.00 from 1 review)
How far would you go to help the people you love? A cynical, famous underwear model, and infamous international Rugby player, despondent and guilt ridden because of a terrible mistake, finds redemption from helping the Streakers who ruined his chances of a world record.
Close Shave
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,330. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Drama
Mum favours can save your neck, being in the wrong place at the right time does exactly that for a reluctant teenager. Unfortunately, his friends don't get off so lightly.
Loose Lips Sinks Ships
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,270. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
Juliet is never taken seriously, she is just that cute unobtrusive girl who sits in the corner of a south east London Cafe, minding her own business or so everyone thinks.
Relocation Specialist
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Grandfather and his Grandson team up to play out a plan to jump the queue in a land deal, using an army of pigeons, a Terminator and a sour faced Civil Servant.

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