Shelton Keys Dunning has been passionate about reading and writing since she knew words existed. She loves the escape from reality that both afford. In her spare time, she knits poorly, takes out-of-focus pictures, runs from spiders, and grows weeds in the dirt. Her husband laughs at and with her every chance he gets. Together they live with a tortoise-shell cat named Whiskey, and dream impossible dreams.
When the FBI sends Special Agent Kirby to investigate Henry’s murder, trouble comes from an unexpected place, the remnants of Simone Freitag's broken heart.
It’s a madcap race to catch a killer, but Simone isn’t out for justice. She just wants to know where to send the thank you note.
When Adam Bingham’s grandfather dies, the family gathers at the farm for the reading of the will and a proper wake. Unfortunately, that means the deceased’s sister Agatha – called Hagatha behind her back - will also be in attendance. While Hagatha proceeds to torment the mourners, it becomes clear that drastic measures are needed to put a stop to her.