Refried Bean

Biography

Refried Bean is from Greenville, SC. Refried worked in a bookstore for twelve years and has an M.F.A. in Writing from Vermont College of Fine Arts. Refried lives in NYC with a pet guinea pig named Dave.

Smashwords Interview

Are your guinea pigs Christians?
Yes, of course, and they love to chew on the Bible.
What are some secrets you don't want anyone to know?
I have autism and severe mental illness.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Refried Bean online

Books

Blob Mentality
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2020. Categories: Essay » Author profile
Well here are some recent drawings and an essay and a notice of what will happen if people do not stop torturing me.
Dirty Socks as Potholders
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 17,360. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2020. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Essay » Political
This is the third book that goes along with Bopscotch and The Joke that Keeps on Joking. Honestly it is not that good of a book but some people might like the poems and ideas in it.
Bopscotch
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2020. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Nonfiction » Social Science » Social Work
This book is a collection of poems, blog posts, and journal entries from a social work and spirituality class. It is like a sequel to "The Joke That Keeps On Joking."
Pizza Novel
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 33,310. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2020. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
In this third novel of the imaginary mice trilogy by Refried Bean, mice defend their homelands from Bad Rat and leaks in the abyss. Oatis the Funny Farm mouse shares a cookie idea that helps everyone, and Refried describes life during the Coronoravirus outbreak in NYC.
Read This Last
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 360,570. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2020. Categories: Essay » Author profile
This is a journal from Refried Bean from about 2010-2012. It is mostly a harmless description of life events while working on creative writing projects, navigating life with a conspiracy, and enduring abuse at a retail job. Caution for kids: contains description of suicidal feelings.
The Joke That Keeps On Joking
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 31,200. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2020. Categories: Essay » Literature
a shocking theological masterpiece that will challenge the way cashiers do business for centuries
Football Novel
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 33,330. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This book is a short novel about an English teacher, a football team, and some friendly imaginary mice who help save a prayer factory.
Revelationaries
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,190. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2019. Categories: Poetry » Spiritual
This book is a collection of jumble poems, blog posts, and essays from Refried Bean.
Donut Novel
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 33,330. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This is a short novel about a donut shop that turns into a magical art museum full of imaginary cartoon mice.
The Forgiveness Flag
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,920. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2018. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book is a selection of some mostly funny poems from several poetry collections by Refried Bean.
The Plagiarism Collection
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 17,910. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Christian Theology / General, Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book contains a collection of poems and a collection of writings from an online Christian theology course.
Plaid Birds
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 18,510. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Christian Life / Inspirational, Poetry » Spiritual
This is a book of poems, stories, and a few personal essays. A lot of the writing is Christian themed or relates to experiences with mental illness.
A Modern Classic
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 35,400. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2017. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book includes a collection of funny poems, a collection of blog posts, and something else interesting from Refried Bean.
A Rude Surprise
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,040. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2017. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book is a collection of poems, blog posts, and secret documents from Refried Bean.
School Papers
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 83,620. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2017. Categories: Essay » Literature, Essay » Sociology
a collection of literary and social work school papers by Refried Bean
Guinea Pig in the Sky
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,320. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2016. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Christian Life / Prayer
funny poems, blog posts, and prayer ideas from Refried Bean
The Quest for the Magic Marble
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 25,030. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book contains a collection of rhymes and a collection of leftover poems, stories, essays, blog posts, and recipes from Refried Bean.
Would You Like To Be My Cousin?
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 19,050. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2016. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book contains three collections of humorous poetry from Refried Bean.
Sparkity Bonkins
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 54,360. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is a novel about cotton candy, soda, advertising, and prayer.
Patternerbles
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Art
This book is a collection of cartoon pictures of googly-eyed creatures by Refried Bean.
More Floopydoos
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Art
This book is a collection of cartoon pictures of googly-eyed creatures by Refried Bean.
Floopydoos
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Art
This book is a collection of cartoon pictures of googly-eyed creatures by Refried Bean.
The Lost Stones of Greydorn
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 53,750. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book contains two collections of funny and heartwarming stories by Refried Bean.
Horizon Cow
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2016. Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
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This book includes two collections of funny joke poems by Refried Bean.

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