Scott R. Cyre


Scott R. Cyre is a copywriter for a successful Christian nonprofit organization in Dallas, Texas. He has a master’s degree from Dallas Theological Seminary. He is the author of a number of short stories, essays, and poems, most of which can be read on his website, His first published book, How to Laugh and Think Like a Christian, is an assortment of the best articles from his former Christian humor blog, Herman's Neutics. His upcoming novel, The Emerian Order, launches soon!
Scott is the father of three grown boys and has been happily married for 27 years.

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How to Laugh and Think Like a Christian
Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 58,490. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christianity, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
After two years of blogging Christian ideas into bite-sized laughs, Scott R. Cyre has compiled the best of Herman's Neutics into one hilarious and handy book. Find out the shocking truth behind why cats are afraid of cucumbers, why shin kicking should become an Olympic sport, and the identity of this evil spaghetti monster that's persecuting Christians around the globe.
The Pastor and the Pumpkin Schnapps
Price: Free! Words: 1,310. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
On the night following Halloween, a pastor contemplates the disemboweled carnage of a jack-o-lantern on his front porch. This contemplation brings him to some uneasy conclusions about his lack of memory from the night before.
The Mudman of Mount McKinley
Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
The extreme hazards of childhood curiosity visit a first-grader on his way back to school after lunch. He encounters the champion of all snow-covered mud piles along the way and cannot resist scaling it before completing his trek back to class. The consequences will prove far more disastrous than he expects.

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