Steff Metal


Steff Metal is a writer, blogger and heavy metal maiden who lives off-grid in New Zealand with her cantankerous drummer husband, cat (Chairman Meow), and a menageries of barnyard animals. She writes about heavy metal - the music, the culture, the concerts and the lifestyle - as well as homesteading, brewing her own mead, and living off-grid.

Her first book is a short story collection. "The Good, The Bad, and The Utterly Screwed" features 5 weird horror tales and an excerpt from her upcoming novel. "At War With Satan" is a tale of love, redemption and blastbeats, part Dante's "Inferno", part "Wayne's World" and is due out early 2014.

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The Good, The Bad, and The Utterly Screwed
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,600. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Were-penguins, haunted lightbulbs and a biblical showdown ... Enjoy 5 tales of weird woe in this hilarious horror short story collection by New Zealand blogger Steff Metal (, along with an excerpt from her upcoming novel, At War With Satan – a tale of love, redemption, and heavy metal that is part Paradise Lost, part Wayne’s World.

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