Steve Vollmer

Biography

I write fiction well, play mediocre chess, garden creatively, and practice ever evolving yoga. I live with my girlfriend on the side of a small mountain, large hill combo with lots of wild flora and fauna, both life forms far more interesting than the top of the food chain. I'm terrible writing about myself. I guess that's non-fiction. I often wonder how I'd do on Jeopardy.

Smashwords Interview

What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
I have goals in life to reach my maximum potential. To reach self-actualization.
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
I work at my day job. I practice yoga. I garden. I spend time with my girlfriend. I play chess. I enjoy the beauty of my surroundings. I do things to calm my mind and caress my soul.
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Books

Neck Wattle
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 33,140. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Bohemian Neil Cardell has a rare gene mutation which causes him to age slowly. An internet manifesto promoting elderly suicide goes viral setting in motion humorus and endearing events as Neil comes to grips with mortality and reconciliations with his estranged family. He lives in a retirement community populated by characters from his love interest who thinks she is dead to an ex-NRA lobbyist.
Bronwon
Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The Bard Bronwon has been tasked to entreat the great mountain spirit Shiksis into siding with his country Parlandia in their war against the Gamorites. He has been given conflicting advice from his mentor and from Parlandian royalty on how to deal with the capricious spirit. He makes the journey on his great winged Pterak and encounters the spirit on the side of Captive Mountain.
The Cull
Price: Free! Words: 3,210. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
(5.00)
An anonymous author has posted a manifesto calling for the worldwide elimination of the unproductive elderly. The aim is to improve the human race, physically and more importantly, economically. It goes viral and makes such logical sense that seniors world wide act on it, almost to the point of being a fad. Some of the posh retirement community of Harbor Trace join the tide.
Simon' s Cane
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,500. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational
Simon Jackson is a disagreeable old man with an equally cantankerous case of sciatica. He lives by a lake and his golden years are beset by a humdrum existence and subdivision sprawl. A cane which he at first reviles gives him cause to live.
Big Knuckles
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 103,870. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00)
Unemployed, short on cash, and recently divorced, Phil Fairchild is vulnerable to easy money and debauchery. His raunchy well-off friend greases that skid. HIs true love interest lives across the street and vies with a femme fatale from the Russian Mob. Phil gets involved as a sperm donor for a reality TV show as debauchery and that easy money spirals out of hilarious control.

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Smashwords book reviews by Steve Vollmer

  • Not a Word About Love - Short Read on June 28, 2015

    A compelling read which taps into much of the ennui and hidden desires incumbent on long relationships. Well-written. Leaves the reader wondering about Maya's future.
  • The Driving Lesson on July 02, 2015

    I was a little thrown by the POV switch from Elliott to Cross, one seems personal the other more distant. Otherwise a good read with just enough setup to justify the ending.
  • Finder Kept: A Tale of Unintended Fate on July 04, 2015

    A compelling read with fine point of view shifts. I would suggest more spare writing. Consider dropping a few 'that's' for example. The sentences will read far more succinct. Another example, 'with the cash.' JMO but that is not necessary and the reader can figure it out. Real good characterizations and I particularly like the distancing names.
  • The Black Eagle on Oct. 04, 2015

    Compelling characters highlight this moving short story about a man whose warlike past is resurrected by a young soldier who is perhaps a mirror of who the narrator once was. Completely believable setting, I felt as if I was there. The characters themselves do a fine job of telling the story. Could use some editing and tightening. Overall a fine piece which will stay with the reader.