Terry Ravenscroft


Terry Ravenscroft (1938- ) was born in New Mills, Derbyshire. He still lives there, with his wife Delma and his mistress Divine Bottom (in his dreams).
He has written television scripts for, among others, Les Dawson, The Two Ronnies, Morecambe and Wise, Alas Smith and Jones and Not the Nine-o-clock News. He wrote many episodes of the situation comedy Terry and June and the radio series Star Terk Two. He now writes humorous books, 8 up to now and counting. The photograph is of the author when he was 25. He doesn't look a day older today.

Where to find Terry Ravenscroft online

Website: http://www.topcomedy.co.uk
Twitter: @terryrazz
Facebook: Facebook profile
Wattpad: terryrazz

Where to buy in print


Serial Killer
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,850. Language: English. Published: April 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
From the age of seven Cuthbert Cuthbert knew what he wanted to be when he grew up. A film director. So why is it that at the age of 22, with a 2.1 degree in film-making, he is in charge of a group of old age pensioners on their way to see the Blackpool Illuminations?
The Razzamatazz Not Entirely PC Encyclopedia
You set the price! Words: 62,380. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
An irreverent and not entirely politically correct comic encyclopedia. Also includes extended extracts from the author's eighteen other books.
Stairlift to Heaven
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 61,080. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Stairlift to Heaven, the journal of an old age pensioner, is an irreverent, hilarious look at one man’s life after retirement. Although written by an old age pensioner, non-coffin dodgers should not be put off by this.
Stairlift To Heaven 4 - Still Hanging On
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,050. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Yet another volume in the Stairlift to Heaven series. Terry Ravenscroft is still at it, accompanied by his faithful friend Atkins (although Atkins shows distinct signs of being unfaithful on at least one occasion). Similarly aged readers, and those approaching old age, will do well to heed the advice offered in these epistles.
It's Not Cricket
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,900. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Sports
It’s Not Cricket! is a hilarious account of village cricket that probably tells you more about the people who play it than they would care to admit to.
Stairlift to Heaven 3 - Almost There
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 59,110. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
In the latest volume of the Stairlift to Heaven series Terry Ravenscroft, his wife The Trouble, and his best friend Atkins are at it once more, growing older and even more disgracefully than ever.
Dear Pepsi-Cola
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 37,330. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Beverages - General
The long and eagerly awaited follow-up to the author's best-selling Dear Coca-Cola as once again master complaint writer Terry Ravenscroft casts his line into the murky waters inhabited by food and drink companies
Stairlift to Heaven 2 Further up the Stairlift
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 63,800. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
A further volume chronicling the life of an old age pensioner. As with Stairlift to Heaven, this book's best-selling predecessor predecessor, those people of a non coffin-dodging age should not be put off by this. You will be old yourself one day, if you're lucky, and there are valuable lessons to be learned here in coping with old age: you will find many of them within this volume.
Sawyer the Lawyer
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,640. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
The blog of Jonathan Sawyer. Laugh along with Sawyer as the young legal eagle takes you where no lawyer has been before (at least not on purpose). When we first meet Sawyer he has it made, what with free board and lodging courtesy of his doting parents, a decent income, good career prospects and a steady supply of girlfriends. However it isn't long before things start to go rapidly downhill.
The Ring of the Lord
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,160. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A novel of the Netherworld so fantastical that even aficianados of fantasy novels will be hard pressed to believe it.
Good Old George!
You set the price! Words: 65,200. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
A bleak future faces recently demobbed World War Two soldiers Colin Arnfield and Ray Watson on their return to the depressing north west town of Milltown, until fate in the shape of film star George Formby takes a hand....
Dead Men Don't Walk
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 54,720. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Dead Men Don't Walk is a crime caper about two brothers, Ray and Andy Chambers, who work in the family Funeral Directing business, but would much rather be the writers of gangster movies - until they get on the wrong side of a real gangster, that is....
Call me a Taxi
You set the price! Words: 60,880. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gary Allsop, a big Laurel & Hardy fan, is out of work, has a spendthrift wife and a bleak future - and then he meets Jim Moore, an even bigger Laurel & Hardy fan.
Zephyr Zodiac
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,920. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The story of a Ford Mark 3 Zephyr Zodiac from coming off the production line in 1962 until ending its life in a car crusher in 2012.
I'm in Heaven
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 61,230. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
A man who doesn't believe in God dies and goes to heaven. And what a heaven it turns out to be!
Les Dawson's Cissie & Ada
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,520. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Transcript of television sketches featuring Les Dawson's Cissie & Ada Characters.
Inflatable Hugh
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 65,580. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A hilarious comic satire of politics and the sex toys industry.
James Blond - Stockport Is Too Much
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 68,020. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
A hilarious spoof on James Bond, Bond Villains and Bond Girls.
Stairlift to Heaven
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 77,250. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » People of color, Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
The journal of an Old Age Pensioner who still has plenty of life left in him. Written by ex-television comedy scriptwriter Terry Ravenscroft.
Dear Air 2000
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 37,980. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Transportation » Aircraft
Humorous correspondence between the world's most troublesome air passenger and airline companies.
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 37,720. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » General cookbooks, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Beverages - General
Humorous letters of complaint to food and drink companies, and their replies.
Captain's Day
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,580. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
A comic novel about the disastrous events that happen to golf club captain Henry Fridlington on the occasion of his Captain's Day
Football Crazy
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 65,370. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Football Crazy is a humorous novel about Frogley Town, an impoverished north of England football club who ply their trade, but only just, in the Coca-Cola League Two. But is success just around the corner?

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