Lou Morris has been an amusement park employee, an asbestos tester helper, a horse raceway snack bar cashier, a merry-go-round operator, a game store assistant manager, a knife salesman, an electronics store manager, a warehouse shift worker, a stay-at-home daddy, a security guard, an auto-glass installer and a government employee.
He still doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up...
It's a story as old as time--or at least ten minutes. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy loses job. Boy loses car. Boy loses mind and writes an awful novel about wizards and talking eyes. It's tragic, really...