Stephen Thornhill

Biography

Thornhill was born in a log hospital. He assisted with his own delivery. He's that brilliant. He put himself through community college by working as a courier for a crack dealer. After graduation Stephen took a job writing menus for a sushi restaurant. After the 1,000 time writing 'Hawaiian Roll,' he decided that he wanted to write for a living. He lives in southern California in a dirt house, drives a car made of dirt, eats dirt sandwiches, and continues writing to this day.

His favorite letter is V.

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Books

The Perkins File
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,500. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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It's Jonathan Harris' first day at Bloodworth Financial Group. Stephen Bloodworth is insane and his cat - JP Morgan - appears to be in control. By virtue of Jonathan's proximity to JP's litter box, he gets put in charge of it, and learns it's the most important job in the company. He meets Abigail DuPont and pursues her but he quickly becomes corrupted by Bloodworth's money and women.

Stephen Thornhill's tag cloud

office humor    romance    satire