Tim Patrick


Tim Patrick is a software developer and humor writer (same thing) living in Southern California. He has published several books and articles on technical, humorous, religious, and other general topics. Tim has more than 30 years of programming and software architecture experience, and is a Microsoft Certified Solution Developer. Tim was selected as a Microsoft Most Valuable Professional (MVP) in 2007. He earned his computer science degree from Seattle Pacific University.

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Break the News to Me Gently
Price: Free! Words: 7,440. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
2009 was a busy year for everyone but Congress, so it's no wonder that reputable news organizations overlooked headlines such as, "Tea Party protests in Washington get ugly as milk and lemon factions turn on each other." Stuffed with over 500 essential and frivolous headlines, Break the News to Me Gently will make everyone else in the unemployment line wonder what’s so funny.

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