T J Vernon


I’m English by birth, resident in Spain, and divide my time between writing, sunbathing, and drinking red wine. The end. ...What did you expect for this price, my life story?

Smashwords Interview

When did you first start writing?
I remember taking a crayon to the wallpaper of my bedroom. I was three at the time, and my mother was so impressed by my writing skills that she screamed.
What's the story behind your latest book?
Duh! My latest book is a story.
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Where to find T J Vernon online

Twitter: @hasbeenwriting


The Trainer
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 184,400. Language: British English. Published: April 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Overrun with perverts and miscreants, Cramptonshire is a county in crisis. A firm hand is needed, a trustworthy hand, and the county’s new Chief Constable has one of each. With a blank cheque in his pocket, and the glint of nobility in his eyes, he sets about his task with an efficiency destined to attract love and loathing in equal measure.

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dogs    knighthood    leeks    training    trifle    vegetables    werewolf    whips    wolf    wrinkles