Cancer in Haiku
by Tommy Baggins
I was recently diagnosed with testicular cancer. Obviously, I wasn't thrilled. What follows is my unapologetic rant on the subject. For some godforsaken reason, I decided to rant in haiku. It's a bit odd but it sort of works.
One heads-up: There's a touch of profanity in here. Given the subject, I thought that it was appropriate.