Zanzibar 7. Schwarznegger is a fictional Figment-Writer who escaped through a plot hole into the real world. He resides somewhere on the West Coast of the United States and moves frequently under the Character Witness Relocation Program. He has spawned a number of plot bunnies, tribbles, and squirrels. His hobbies include oxymoron acrostics, weekend adverbial warfare, and braving the terrors of a parody flux on a dare. He occasionally remembers to update his website.
What do your fans mean to you?
Fans are awesome. They keep me cool in summer and keep air from stagnating. I very much appreciate my fans. Please send me all your fans that you don't want.
What are you working on next?
I'm in rewrites and edits for -Beta Beware-, the next book in my -Figments- series. (The first book, -Veneri Verbum-, has footnotes and so is not on Smashwords.)
The Bobian is twelve and has one goal in life: get ice cream. Life seems to be conspiring against him. Birthday parties gone awry. School bullies teaching him a (temporary) lesson in humility. Bratty little sisters and next door neighbor kids stealing his rightful reward. There's only one solution: The Bobian will defeat them all... even the time-changing aliens who want to keep him from summer.