Trismegistus Shandy


Trismegistus Shandy lives in the northern hemisphere. They've been writing since childhood and posting stories online since 2007.


Gender Panic and Other Stories
Price: Free! Words: 258,480. Language: American English. Published: August 17, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Gender Panic and Other Stories contains 253,777 words of transgender fiction: seven short stories, seven novelettes, one novella, and two short novels. Six of the stories (including both novels), 163,290 words, have never appeared online before. All the stories have new afterwords and the collection has an introduction, an overview of the stories, and content warnings.
Like Bees In Springtime
Price: Free! Words: 127,950. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Kazmina has returned to her home country of Setuaznu to join the People's Army, defending the fledgling Republic from the royalist factions supporting different claimants to the throne. And she's trying to reproduce her accidental discovery of a spell to turn ordinary people into wizards. Her discovery will change the world, but will it happen fast enough to change the outcome of the war?
The Translator in Spite of Themself
Price: Free! Words: 72,060. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General
They are new to being a portal between worlds. Apparently they misunderstood their instructions, and they were actually supposed to connect two cities in the same world? Having a physical form is hard! But they will work hard and figure out what to do. So many people are counting on them.
Unforgotten and Other Stories
Price: Free! Words: 346,850. Language: American English. Published: August 22, 2019 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
"Unforgotten and Other Stories" contains forty stories and 335,000 words of fiction: twenty-six short stories, seven novelettes, two novellas, three short novels, and two reviews of imaginary books and TV shows. Thirteen of the stories (over 180,000 words) have never appeared online before, and three others appear here in a significantly expanded form.
The Bailiff and the Mermaid
Price: Free! Words: 65,310. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Pashtin is a null -- magic doesn't work on him, and breaks or suspends spells at a touch. But his gift has become a curse; he's falling in love with a woman he can't touch, because he would break the spell that's keeping her alive. And worse, she's a mermaid; even if they figure out how to touch without her dying, that's only the first of their problems.
The Weight of Silence and Other Stories
Price: Free! Words: 223,880. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Here are fourteen stories, over 219,000 words of fiction. Five of the stories (over 75,000 words) have never appeared before. They're set in at least eight worlds, and feature librarians, spies, teachers, knights, nurses, scribes, fishermen, gangsters, hunters, soldiers, sailors, programmers, pirates, princesses, prostitutes, ambassadors, wizards, and travel agents -- not all of them human.
A Notional Treason
Price: Free! Words: 44,020. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2014 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General
When Prince Tarinachem's father died, his brother, the new king, had his wizards turn all his surviving brothers into princesses, to ensure they would not challenge him for the throne. Princess Tarinissa has made a new life for herself, but now a powerful foreign witch offers her the chance to become a man again -- something everyone thought was impossible.
When Wasps Make Honey
Price: Free! Words: 210,320. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(5.00 from 1 review)
Kazmina has just hatched a plan to secretly free slaves from estates, when she hears bad news about the war back home. Meanwhile, Launuru has been drafted as an acolyte by the temple of Kensaulan, the god of the dead. (A sequel to Wine Can't be Pressed Into Grapes)
Wine Can't Be Pressed Into Grapes
Price: Free! Words: 90,070. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
When Launuru plotted to elope with Tsavila, the daughter of the wizard Psavian, he was ensorcelled and sent into exile. Months later he returns, with the help of the young wizard Kazmina, just days before Tsavila's arranged marriage. But both Launuru and Tsavila have changed since they last met; they are no longer quite the same people.

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Zen Cho
Latest book: The Perilous Life of Jade Yeo.
Published May 30, 2012. (4.86 from 7 reviews)