Allen Monroe

Biography

I am Allen Monroe, and you are not. I am 38 years old. They call me a schizophrenic, but I surprise them with my capabilities all the time. By refusing to stay a victim, I am champion. I can be funny, or even insightful when I write. I believe in articulating things to their barest minimum, thus the word count never accounts for what was actually said. I love to write. And writing keeps me sane. I love to misspell things, and I love to slaughter the English language at every chance. Too many commas and periods will bore me quickly and I yearn to press more buttons. I like to make my words precise, and will never leave you with an abundance of filler to read. But in the few words that I write, you will be challenged on how you think, feel, how you feel about what you think, and how you think about the what you feel. Join me in the fun! It will be the best decision you've made all week.

Books

Stallosophies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,510. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Stallosophies are short jokes that we would write in the bathroom stall, should we ever remember a marker when we visit a public stall. Some are funny; some are thoughtful; some are soulful; and yes, some are slightly offensive or crass. Yet, we have no shame in presenting the fun that we have enjoyed so much. Just read it. I dare you!

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