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Member Since:
May 27, 2012
Whiskey Britches
Biography
Whiskey lacked
this is true
Just ask anyone
that he knew
Foot in mouth
wherever tread
And courage flown south
(Dread! Dread! Dread!)
Friend to none
seeking fewer
He saw life as
an infinite sewer
"Life is only full of sadness and pain!"
he often would exclaim
"But there is so much more!"
many did implore
Targeting the gutter
and there he did hit
His mother muttered
"Well, shit"
But he truly met his demise
in a devil with angel's eyes
Who quickly put him in his place
having only to wear black lace
Now pummeled in Hell
where he'll forever dwell
He often wonders why
his soul is condemned to eternally fry
After all
he thought he was such a good guy
this is true
Just ask anyone
that he knew
Foot in mouth
wherever tread
And courage flown south
(Dread! Dread! Dread!)
Friend to none
seeking fewer
He saw life as
an infinite sewer
"Life is only full of sadness and pain!"
he often would exclaim
"But there is so much more!"
many did implore
Targeting the gutter
and there he did hit
His mother muttered
"Well, shit"
But he truly met his demise
in a devil with angel's eyes
Who quickly put him in his place
having only to wear black lace
Now pummeled in Hell
where he'll forever dwell
He often wonders why
his soul is condemned to eternally fry
After all
he thought he was such a good guy
Where to find Whiskey Britches online
Books
Lucifer's Condiments
by Whiskey Britches
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 3,650.
Language:
English.
Published: June 8, 2013
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Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Esoteric drivel for the fast food Philistine.