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American novelist. Author of a few novels and short stories.

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Three Stories
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 8,460. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2017 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Fiction. Three stories. 2017. PICASSO'S PENIS is about a staff reporter at Vanity Fair who discovers in a diary her grandmother had a relationship with Pablo Picasso. BREAKFAST WITH BANKSY is about an ethnographer who meets a street artist while in Delhi. BRITISH PROPERTIES is about a professor who donates sperm and suspects the bride and groom of a wedding are his children
Price: $15.00 USD. Words: 53,400. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: November 10, 2017 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
Fiction. Literary. Back from Iraq, an eccentric egoist settles into civilian life and dabbles in philosophy. His habits desert him and he commits a heinous act.
Angry Birds - A Play
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,890. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2012 by Calumet Books. Categories: Plays » American / African American
A modern adaptation of the celebrated Greek playwright Aristophanes’ comedy, THE BIRDS, William Olson’s ANGRY BIRDS explores the same themes of the timeless original—ethics, morality, politics, law—but is set in present-day Chicago. Not Athens. True to the biting humor and caustic critique of the Greek masterpiece, ANGRY BIRDS mocks the most farcical and hubristic of American culture...
Carnival - the Dream of the Floating Goat
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2012 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Reminiscent of Homer’s Odyssey, Carnival – the Dream of the Floating Goat, is a story told in media res. The tale begins at Rio de Janeiro’s Carnival celebration, and oscillates between Rio and small city in central India—Jabalpoor. Our hero, Salunder Siege, is in the midst of realizing his life-long dream of playing a round of golf in the Olympics Games...
Breakfast with Banksy
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2011 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
While conducting fieldwork in the slums of Delhi, an American ethnographer discovers the street artist, Banksy, in is town. After a chance meeting, they agree to meet over dinner, and are shortly thereafter sharing a cab and en route to Agra.
Adrift on the Amazon
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2011 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Sea adventures
After Rio de Janeiro is awarded the 2016 Olympic Games, a father-son team of golf course developers decides to leave their mark on Brazil. A bold resolve, and a few well-placed investors later, and their far-fetched dream of developing a golf course in Rio becomes a reality. They’re soon snapping up land and soaking up the sun on Rio’s beaches. On one visit to tie up some loose ends in Sao...
The Great Flag Flap
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,680. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2011 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
‘The Great Flag Flap’ describes a nickel-plated bald eagle’s confrontation with the legacy of racism embodied in his high school’s flag. The eagle is a popular student-athlete at Rebel High, and he leverages this popularity to demand the retirement of the shameful symbol. The cloistered community that is home to Rebel High refuses, though, to heed the eagle's admonitions.
The Rogue Barrister
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2011 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A golf course developer is indicted on several counts of racketeering, among other seedy crimes, and calls on an old friend—the Rogue Barrister—to defend his case. The Rogue Barrister, though, is more interested in promoting his record label and his microbrewing business than he is anything else. The verdict is shortly delivered: The golfer is sentenced to do hard time at Cook Counting.
The Blue Grotto
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,900. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2011 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
An American with literary aspirations travels to Italy in search of inspiration. He arrives at the Isle of Capri with little money to his name and only a rudimentary command of the language. On the island, he befriends a local man, Guido, with whom he exchanges English lessons for a room with a cot. The two develop a friendship that is finally tested by the lust they share for the same woman.
Barcelonan Nights
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 3,030. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2011 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Sports
British Properties, the pre-eminent scholar of Olympism, travels to Barcelona, Spain to enjoy the Olympic Games of 1992. He is there on assignment. He has real research to do. And he loves the Games and all they represent. But it’s his celebratory company that makes his trip the more memorable.
The Blue Eminem
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2011 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
An employee at a theater district combs over the rider to the theater's contract with the 1980's rock band Van Halen, and notices a strange requirement: The rider calls for six bowls of m&m's--with all the blue ones removed. The employee decides to have some fun with the band, but later--after the party--a more direct confrontation ensues.
Steal Me - flash fiction
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,010. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
A man is visited by a diminutive genie.
Naag Devta - The Snake Lord, a short story
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2011 by Calumet Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
After being inspired by religious mysticism, an author writes a novel that touches off riots in the streets of several Indian cities and earns him a cold reception in his native land.


Doug Achilles and the Rainbow of Gravity
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 22,080. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Science & Technology
A boy is accused of practicing magic in the wake of an outrageous science experiment.
Lifafa Death - a novella
Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 3,160. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
A man's morning meander through an impoverished Muslim community in central India leads to a colorful contemplation of mortality and mysticism.
Joyce's Lobotomy - flash fiction
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
A look into the lobotomy of narrative art.

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