Jesse Myner


Following a good five year run as a futures trader, Jesse Myner does what he wants and goes where he wants to. He has lived in Paris, Budapest, Croatia, New York, Philadelphia, Chicago and Miami. He currently splits his time between Bogotá and Alaska, where he goes for the salmon run and to hunt caribou with his Inupiat Eskimo friends. His memoir of futures prop trading, EAT LIKE A BIRD, SHIT LIKE AN ELEPHANT, will be released in late 2014.

Where to find Jesse Myner online


Slime Line: Adventures In Fish Processing
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,330. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
From the blood and guts fish disassembly on the slime lines, to the dock crews that unload the fish from the boats, these are the true stories of the Filipinos, Mexicans, Africans, ex-cons and other derelicts from the Lower 48, who come to Alaska each summer to work as fish processors during the three month salmon season.
Three Stories From Paris
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,120. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Urban
Three short stories of down-and-out expatriate life in Paris. Poverty, the rain and cold, young love, friendships lost, drunkenness and chestnuts in the fall. From the streets of Belleville, Oberkampf and Ménilmontant, to the cobblestone footpaths of Père Lachaise Cemetery, these are stories from an other, less romantic side of Paris.
9 / 11
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » History » North America
A short memoir of NYC futures prop trading, wild days on the trading floor, and the author's experience on September 11, 2001.
America South: Stories From Far Off The Gringo Trail
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,430. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Travel » Specialties & interests
In these twenty-five stories from Spanish-speaking South America — from La Guajira in northern Colombia to the southernmost tip of the continent at Ushuaia, Argentina — Jesse Myner has written of landscapes and people far off the Gringo Trail. These are stories of South American life, of its violence and beauty, that appear in no tourist guidebook.
Home Depot Profiles In Courage
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,660. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
A collection of short but very true stories about the comically tragic lives of Home Depot associates and members of the overnight freight team. Meet Frank, Ted, Doug, Joe, Sam, Gary and other working class heroes, who in spite of great personal challenges, endure to wear the orange apron proudly and assist you with your home improvement needs. For mature readers.

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