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The Curlicue Contract Part 4 (FINAL) by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
There’s a personal devil for every conceivable soul! God gets THE DEVIL himself. And the big, buff souls get the big, buff devils. And the fancy, purse-shopping souls get the fancy, purse-shopping devils. And the shrimpiest souls? Well they get the littlest, most still-learning-on-the-job-iest devils there are!
The Curlicue Contract Part 3 by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
There’s a personal devil for every conceivable soul! God gets THE DEVIL himself. And the big, buff souls get the big, buff devils. And the fancy, purse-shopping souls get the fancy, purse-shopping devils. And the shrimpiest souls? Well they get the littlest, most still-learning-on-the-job-iest devils there are!
The Curlicue Contract Part 2 by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
There’s a personal devil for every conceivable soul! God gets THE DEVIL himself. And the big, buff souls get the big, buff devils. And the fancy, purse-shopping souls get the fancy, purse-shopping devils. And the shrimpiest souls? Well they get the littlest, most still-learning-on-the-job-iest devils there are!
The Curlicue Contract by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
There’s a personal devil for every conceivable soul! God gets THE DEVIL himself. And the big, buff souls get the big, buff devils. And the fancy, purse-shopping souls get the fancy, purse-shopping devils. And the shrimpiest souls? Well they get the littlest, most still-learning-on-the-job-iest devils there are!
The Hungriest Nibbler (Part 2) by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: April 1, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » General
A monstrous little fiend lives on an Edenic island all by herself. She is perfectly happy chomp, chomp, chomping on her meat bones and relaxing in her cave and enjoying the peaceful scenery and just all-around loving life. But when her meat runs out…! Egads! She must find a turtle for her stew! Or a seagull for her pie! Or a lost shipboy for a month-long feast!
The Hungriest Nibbler by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: April 1, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » General
A monstrous little fiend lives on an Edenic island all by herself. She is perfectly happy chomp, chomp, chomping on her meat bones and relaxing in her cave and enjoying the peaceful scenery and just all-around loving life. But when her meat runs out…! Egads! She must find a turtle for her stew! Or a seagull for her pie! Or a lost shipboy for a month-long feast!
Tenacity Boy Meets the Moon by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: January 11, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
CAUTIONARY TALE: Hard to be Discipline Boy/Goal-Achieving Boy/Tunnel-Vision Boy when you're Oh!-Suddenly-In-Love Boy.
The Rad Boys by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: November 14, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The morning birds go, "Chirpsy, chirpsy! Tweetsie, tweet!" The afternoon sun goes, "Siiiiiiigh." And the bully boys? They go, "Snickery, snickery, snickery!" all night long!
Zoinka's Famous Fleshes (Part 2 of 2) by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: September 10, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
If you’re a girl in the presence of customers, you MUST try to blend in at all times. After all, some of the patrons are squeamish about their food. They're hungry, yes--but for crying out loud! They don’t want to see their meal right there in the restaurant, dancing around the cash register, handling money, getting sauces and condiments! So put on your pig nose and shush up and don't stand out!
Zoinka's Famous Fleshes by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: September 10, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
If you’re a girl in the presence of customers, you MUST try to blend in at all times. After all, some of the patrons are squeamish about their food. They're hungry, yes--but for crying out loud! They don’t want to see their meal right there in the restaurant, dancing around the cash register, handling money, getting sauces and condiments! So put on your pig nose and shush up and don't stand out!
The Governor Dreams a Fiend (Part 4) by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 28, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
The Newly-Elected Governor is no good at his job! Oh no! Luckily, a little dream demon gladly volunteers to help him along. Together, they’re SURELY capable of imagining a better future. …right? Well, at the very least, they’re surely capable of imagining a spOoOoOoKier one. BOO! ACHEW! (Part 4 of 4 due to draconian data limits.)
The Governor Dreams a Fiend (Part 3) by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 28, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
The Newly-Elected Governor is no good at his job! Oh no! Luckily, a little dream demon gladly volunteers to help him along. Together, they’re SURELY capable of imagining a better future. …right? Well, at the very least, they’re surely capable of imagining a spOoOoOoKier one. BOO! ACHEW! (Part 3 of 4 due to draconian data limits.)
The Governor Dreams a Fiend (Part 2) by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 28, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
The Newly-Elected Governor is no good at his job! Oh no! Luckily, a little dream demon gladly volunteers to help him along. Together, they’re SURELY capable of imagining a better future. …right? Well, at the very least, they’re surely capable of imagining a spOoOoOoKier one. BOO! ACHEW! (Part 2 of 4 due to draconian data limits.)
The Governor Dreams a Fiend by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 27, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
The Newly-Elected Governor is no good at his job! Oh no! Luckily, a little dream demon gladly volunteers to help him along. Together, they’re SURELY capable of imagining a better future. …right? Well, at the very least, they’re surely capable of imagining a spOoOoOoKier one. BOO! ACHEW!
The Wizard and His Foes Part 7 by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
After losing his memory, The Wizard is desperate to find out who he really is, and so he (rather unwisely) seeks out old enemies to find out. A follow up to, “The Assistant Wizard Quits Her Job.” (Part 7 of 7 due to draconian upload limits.)
The Wizard and His Foes Part 6 by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
After losing his memory, The Wizard is desperate to find out who he really is, and so he (rather unwisely) seeks out old enemies to find out. A follow up to, “The Assistant Wizard Quits Her Job.” (Part 6 of 7 due to draconian upload limits.)
The Wizard and His Foes Part 5 by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
After losing his memory, The Wizard is desperate to find out who he really is, and so he (rather unwisely) seeks out old enemies to find out. A follow up to, “The Assistant Wizard Quits Her Job.” (Part 5 of 7 due to draconian upload limits.)
The Wizard and His Foes Part 4 by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
After losing his memory, The Wizard is desperate to find out who he really is, and so he (rather unwisely) seeks out old enemies to find out. A follow up to, “The Assistant Wizard Quits Her Job.” (Part 4 of 7 due to draconian upload limits.)
The Wizard and His Foes Part 3 by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
After losing his memory, The Wizard is desperate to find out who he really is, and so he (rather unwisely) seeks out old enemies to find out. A follow up to, “The Assistant Wizard Quits Her Job.” (Part 3 of 7 due to draconian upload limits.)
The Wizard and His Foes Part 2 by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
After losing his memory, The Wizard is desperate to find out who he really is, and so he (rather unwisely) seeks out old enemies to find out. A follow up to, “The Assistant Wizard Quits Her Job.” (Part 2 of 7 due to draconian upload limits.)
The Wizard and His Foes Part 1 by
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: June 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
After losing his memory, The Wizard is desperate to find out who he really is, and so he (rather unwisely) seeks out old enemies to find out. A follow up to, “The Assistant Wizard Quits Her Job.” (Part 1 of 7 due to draconian upload limits.)
The Wizard and His Foes by
Price: Free! Words: 1,700. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » General
After losing his memory, The Wizard is desperate to find out who he really is, and so he (rather unwisely) seeks out old enemies in order to find out. A follow up to, “The Assistant Wizard Quits Her Job.” (My apologies for the compression.)
The Assistant Wizard Quits Her Job by
Price: Free! Words: 3,290. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Fairy tales
A little wizard girl is getting awful tired of being a magical assistant. Repetition, repetition! Everything’s repetition! It’s like with any other job, “only worse!” Well eventually, a little wizard girl gets fed up. She wants to become the wizard herself. The wizard can find another assistant. Any old stupid little girl can be an assistant. “But only someone very special can be…THE CHIEF!”
The Poachers and the Beast by
Price: Free! Words: 1,810. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Plays » American / African American
After being CHASED and OUT-OF-BREATHED through the deep, dark woods, three men come across an abandoned cabin. Though it’s spooky and dark and suspiciously THERE, the three of them decide to go in and hide from The Beast—the terror that’s been stalking them. Soon after, they debate each other. Should they run, run and regather? Or just calmly and plainly (and COWARDLY-LIKE) accept their deaths?
Bumble on the Maze by
Price: Free! Words: 100. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The main question of this work is: “What would life be like if this world were an actual maze?” Basically, I’m taking the philosopher’s premise--that life is something to FIGURE OUT--and treating it literally. Or, well, that was the intention. What came out was...jeez oh jeez, I don’t know.
The Gnome of Elderberry by
Price: Free! Words: 16,060. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fairy tales
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A girl goes for a long walk and ends up getting lost--which is highly unusual. Bewildering, in fact. Given where she lives, walking is really all there is to do. So how could she have possibly gotten lost? "Well, even fluent speakers make grammatical mistakes. And even fluent walkers take wrong turns some times." Or so she tells herself for comfort. Little does the girl know!
The Butterfly by
Price: Free! Words: 5,520. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Free will & determinism
Pseudo-philosophical chatter concerning prison escapes.
The Devil as the Monk by
Price: Free! Words: 12,120. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
When a girl walks into a monastery, she disrupts all order. But when she’s visited by an angel, it’s pure chaos.
Poison on my Pretty Lips by
Price: Free! Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
A first-time thief breaks into a lonely little place. She didn’t really think things through, though, and finds out too late it’s the Witch’s house. Now trapped inside, she’s desperate to get out.
The Five Aspects of a Witch by
Price: Free! Words: 10,940. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Plays » American / African American
Five stories about five different types of witches. Because there ARE different types of witches...didn't you know? Well if you didn't, there's the Witch, the witch; there's the witch, the wife; there's the witch, the troublemaker; there's...but you get the idea. Some stories are in play format. Other stories are in story format. Most stories could have been written by a drunk.
The Golden Needle in the Heap by
Price: Free! Words: 9,100. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2016 . Categories: Essay » Literature, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
Short-winded insults directed at our Modern Age. Sometimes bizarre, often unreadable, always incredibly pompous.

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