When someone thinks of a real-life superhero, they usually think of the comic book guys. Never would it cross anyone’s mind that a superhero could be a fat man with a white beard. I mean, after all, what has Santa Claus done to thwart evil? Well, let me tell you...
There used to be three of us, but the man named Tim drove off. He smelled like a girl, but not like the girl named Lizzie. That was a lot of days and nights ago. My name is Wilson. Now me and Lizzie are going to go for a ride.