Everything I've Done Wrong

Okay, let’s be clear about something: there’s no right or wrong way to be queer. But if you’re anything like Giselle, you’ve got insecurities up the wazoo. Even when you’re proud of your sexuality and gender identity, it seems like there’s always a voice out there (or in your head) saying you’re doing queerness wrong. Maybe if we feel united by our insecurities, there’s hope of moving past them.

In this scandalous assortment of anecdotes, Giselle confesses her many sins in the relationship department. From being an inconsiderate partner to throwing up at a fancy hotel during an anniversary getaway to flat-out adultery, Giselle’s been bad in more ways than one. Don't let your love life get you down. We can all fail at relationships together!

In this collection of short musings, Giselle divulges a lifetime of family secrets. As the adult child of an alcoholic, she shares difficult memories from generations caught in a cycle of violence. But it’s not all doom and gloom. You’ll find a generous dose of gratitude in this book, as well as lessons learned in the search for true, heartfelt, loving kindness.

Giselle’s done everything wrong so you don’t have to! In this collection of short musings, Giselle treats readers to anecdotes about the ins and outs of writing erotic fiction. Her erotica and queer fiction have appeared in nearly 200 short story anthologies, but don’t let that fool you. Giselle is a writer who knows how to fail—consistently and thoroughly!

Giselle is a writer who knows how to fail—consistently and thoroughly. She’s done everything wrong so you don’t have to! From writing books no one wants to read to resisting tried-and-true marketing methods, Giselle has done everything wrong. Don't let the publishing industry get you down. Let’s all join hands and fail together!

Giselle is a writer who knows how to fail—consistently and thoroughly. She’s done everything wrong so you don’t have to! Have you ever had an editor tell you your entire manuscript needs to be rewritten? Three times? Giselle has. She’s experienced rejection letters, bad reviews, banned books, crappy sales, and painful missteps. Don't let the publishing industry get you down. Let's fail together!