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Normal for Norfolk (The Thelonious T. Bear Chronicles)
Series: The Thelonious T. Bear Chronicles. Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 55,560. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Pub landlords are being murdered in Norfolk! Ursine photojournalist Thelonious T. Bear leaves behind the big city life of London to take an assignment in the Norfolk countryside, where he hopes to find the real England. Instead he stumbles upon gastro-pubs, crazed Audi drivers and murder in a madcap journey through England’s most quirky county, where everything is normal for Norfolk!
The Legend of Trixie Pug Part 9
Series: The Legend of Trixie Pug. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
When we last left our heroes Bart Butterfinger led them into another dimension. They soon discover radical vegans have taken over the universe and exterminated all meat and diary foods. And as carnivores their lives are at risk. Will they escape before the vegan extremists end their mission permanently?
The Legend of Trixie Pug Part 8
Series: The Legend of Trixie Pug. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,450. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Trixie Aioli and Cherry Bomb are on a mission to stop a wedding so Trixie will marry Herman Pug and become the CEO of Heavenly Sky Burger. In part 7 we left our heroes about to be killed by Mega Fried Banana Branch storm troopers. Now in part 8 they are rescued by intrepid space captain Bart Butterfinger and transported to another time line. This is when things get really weird.
The Legend of Trixie Pug Part 7
Series: The Legend of Trixie Pug. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
In this instalment Trixie and Cherry confront their duplicate selves from the past and somehow survive. They discover the past they knew has been changed and they may have changed too. Just when the menu has gone 69 things get worse...will they make it to their own future and will Trixie become CEO of Heaven Sky Burger or has this disappeared like an ice cream cone on a summer's day?
The Downfall of a Bellydancer (Bellydancing And Beyond Series Book 2)
Series: Bellydancing and Beyond. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,160. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Nefertiti, belly dancer extraordinaire, has lost her mojo... At one time, she was a great dancer, now she runs a belly dancing class and her numbers are dwindling. Zumba has stormed into town and taken all but three of her pupils. Disappointed, Nefertiti turns to Rodger, her partner and ‘rock’; but Rodger has other plans.
Flight of the Intrepid Monkey II - The Search for the Constellation
Series: Flight of the Intrepid Monkey. Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 74,320. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Gil Johnson, his beloved wife Julie and their pirate co-workers set forth on a new adventure involving; stealing machine parts, planning a wedding, buying jam and fighting a death star. Join the fun, read "Flight of the Intrepid Monkey II - The Search for the Constellation"!
In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy book 4: Armageddon Trigger Finger
Series: In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 40,640. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Everybody loves a sequel! In this case, the third one! Prepare yourself for the snort-laugh-out-loud book 4! You'll enjoy this as much as or more than you enjoy watching ants swarm a sugar cube!
Harry Moffer & the Really Stupid Sequel
Series: The Harry Moffer Parody Project. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,610. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
THE CUBICLE OF RIDDLES HAS BEEN OPENED!!! HATERS OF LARRY DOBBER, BEWARE!!! In this story, Harry Moffer, Pun Teasley, and Hildegade Lamer return to Warthogpox High School after their two-week suspension, where they must deal with high school musicals, exchange students, and a stalker fangirl who wants to get her hooks into Harry. Oh, and various students are attacked with fruitcake.
Widdle Bits of Woger
Series: Roger Stories. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,600. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Roger stories are Roger stories. See Roger try, see Roger die, see Roger in yourself. This is the third volume of brief absurd violent messy Roger stories.
The Seven Kings Of Rome
Series: Sweet Life. Price: $1.20 USD. Words: 14,490. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Looking for the seven kings of Rome, with their vices and their charms. Assassins, traitors, and gabbana times. And thinking that the birth of Rome begins with an assassination, it is not quite a start. We will talk to Tarquinio Prisco that will show us the spectacularization of Victory. If you win and do not celebrate what victory it is!
Exotic Dancer
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Marcus walks in a strip club looking for a date, only to meet an exotic dancer that puts him up on a deal. What could go wrong?
Church Girl
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Marcus has now had enough trying to find a date in clubs, bars, restaurants and malls. Now he wants to try the church, what could go wrong? .....
Dorm Tramps. Vol.4: The Brandy Files
Series: Dorm Tramps. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,320. Language: American English. Published: April 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
In vol.4,the eighth floor gets into a rumble, Matt’s boyfriend status is potentially on the chopping block and Luxury Living has been tossed in the hot seat. A chance visit and tour of a high-rise complex nearby, finds the girls a new home for the following year. Dorm life is in its final days, although the spirit will never die. And, don’t dare miss the explanation of the Halloween Bang Massacre.
A LifeTrade Wedding
Series: LifeTrade · Short Stories by Adam Bender. Price: Free! Words: 3,440. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
Read about the next direction of matchmaking apps – exchanging lives! A reluctant groom leaves his bride at the altar by trading places with a man who wants to be married. A series of testimonials by the wedding party shows how LifeTrade can give everyone a “happily ever after."
The Cult of Following, Book Two
Series: The Cult of Following Trilogy. Price: Free! Words: 80,280. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After stepping far beyond the warm-beer and soggy-chip comforts of England, Percy Field has finally accepted his lot. While the move to Singapore was everything Percy expected, in this new place was both inexplicable and unexpected. But life for the disagreeable expat is not destined to be easy.
Dorm Tramps. Vol. 3: Lose the Haterade
Series: Dorm Tramps. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,120. Language: American English. Published: March 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
When Matt and the other boyfriends abandon the girls for the better part of a week, Jenna finds appreciation of a sport she knows little about until recently. An unsuspected friend is found in the NCAA’s bracketology—basketball. She could care less about the game; however, a free pass forms because of it and allows for sexual boundaries to expand—or blow up.
Mingling in the CIA: Annie Goes Overseas
Series: Mingling in the CIA. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,270. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In this latest installment of the Mingling in the CIA series, we join Central Intelligence Agency officer Annie on her first overseas assignment. Annie continues on her blundering path, dragging national security along with her. From inappropriate relationships with foreign intelligence services to entitled use of government money to fund her love life, the reader will never view the CIA the same.
The Inlooker
Series: The Dreadnought Collective, 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 87,890. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This science-fiction based story is about a man who can take possession of your soul and does so with the initial intention of seeking self-satisfaction. Thereafter his goal is to seize power and act in the best interests of the human race. It traces his progress and the impact on his family as he strives to achieve his worldly ambitions.
Alternative Facts: Totally True Tales Of Trump
Series: Spinneyhead Shorts. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,860. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2017 by Ian Pattinson. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
From an apocalypse of time travellers at the inauguration, to Trumpy Bear's feud with Ranger Smith over forest fire alarmism, and on, updating every week, the Alternative Facts mailing list offered flash fiction, satire and commentary on US and world politics for the first 100 days of the Trump Presidency
Two Minutes Guy
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
One night stands: women regret them, men regret not having more, and evolution is to blame (well, not with Marcus ). Marcus is about to have his first one night stand and it really means a lot to him, what could go wrong?