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The Prophecies Triptych Complete
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Price: $5.50 USD. Words: 154,840. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Magic! Prophecies! Cultists! Demons! ...and Oliver? Oliver Kirkle had a normal life until prophecies got in the way. A multitude of cults, each with its own interpretation of the prophecies, think Oliver is their messiah. Unfortunately for Oliver, that's the only thing they agree about... ˃˃˃ Includes all three books of the Prophecies Triptych series
Scraps & Chum
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 38,890. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014 by Grand Mal Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
A collection of (mostly) previously unpublished stories by award-winning journalist and cult horror author Ryan C. Thomas. From zombies to monsters to ghosts and more, Thomas weaves unique tales that will send a chill up your spine.
Missing, Presumed Undead
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 91,440. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2014 by Satalyte Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Here, the legend of Franklin ‘Stubby’ Mynos begins: a be-spectacled minotaur with a mind for Kryptic Krosswords and a stomach for Hurghian coffee. There’s a killer on the loose, which is hardly news in a City crawlin’ with killers; but this killer—The Hightown Hacker—is killing the wrong kinds of people, in the wrong kinds of places. City commerce is suffering.
Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 124,560. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The perfect political candidate would result from the unholy union of Elmer Fudd and Jeffrey Dahmer - a cute sociopath who never gives up. A person who everyone likes, though they don't know why, and who can single-mindedly pursue a goal without regard to the destruction around him. Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast is the story of what happens when we squeeze leadership from uninterested friends.
A Rotten Core
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,740. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Fairytales. Myths. The lie of eternal happiness without consequences, without effort. The rotten core that feeds the impossible story. Here is a collection of stories that bring the rotten core to the surface. Stories where the happy ending is anything but guaranteed.
High Voltage
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,970. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2014 by Jersey Devil Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Witty and wired, HIGH VOLTAGE, the third novel in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, is the post-apocalyptic dark comedy for anyone who wishes The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had more dick jokes or Clerks had more homicidal old lady ghosts. And, you know, was a book.
Every Man A Thermo Nuclear Device
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,860. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A wild New York love story with no redeeming merits other than being both fun and funny.
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Price: $8.00 USD. Words: 91,850. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Ossie Rising, boss of Rising Transport Services and a noted philanthropist, vanished a while ago en route to Sarajevo. His wife, Cissy, now runs the business. But Ossie's wild brother, Zed, is back after his failure to make it big in the world, and - coincidentally - Rising trucks are now implicated in drug smuggling. An awkward situation, now made worse by the news that Ossie may not be dead...
Innocent Bystander
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,130. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Described in reviews as "This little gem . . ." INNOCENT BYSTANDER is a book of humor, love, madness, sculpture, philosophy and art in a splendid city by the sea. If you love life and fun, INNOCENT BYSTANDER is a book you will remember.
Other People's Shit
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,600. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
There’s a pandemic. People are turning into clowns. Society isn’t interested in finding a cure or treating the infected as humans. But when unconventional couriers begin to harass the contaminated, and clowns start disappearing, a band of transformed coworkers set out to find answers.
Suicide Notes From A Wedding
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Price: Free! Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Some six months before killing himself, Lucky Saurelius is honor bound to serve as a groomsman at his best friend's wedding. Armed with a rented tux, carton of cigarettes and a bottle of Grey Goose, he strikes out for Pennsylvania. With one last chance to settle his affairs, and no chance of turning things around, Lucky inadvertently resolves to compose the suicide note to end all suicide notes.
Fanny Price: Slayer of Vampires
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 64,140. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The classic Jane Austen novel gets a chilling twist as a series of secret letters reveal a menace to Mansfield Park more frightening than a visit from Aunt Norris. From the author of The Austen Avenger comes Fanny Price,Slayer of Vampires,a fang in cheek celebration of Austen's most underrated heroine on her 200th anniversary. She may speak softly but Fanny does carry quite the sharp stick!
Zac Zombie 2: World of the Undead
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Series: Zac Zombie: Slayer of the Undead, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 26,150. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(3.00 from 1 review)
Zac Zombie is back in the second thrilling book of this popular novella series.
El ángel herido
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,260. Language: Spanish. Published: February 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
Un trabajo odioso, una madre posesiva, una infancia atormentada, un amor frustrado jamás olvidado y, por si fuera poco, un ángel que sangra y el fin del mundo de por medio. Estos son los elementos de esta novela psicológica, negra, de humor, de aventuras... ¿Podrá nuestro ácido protagonista dar rienda suelta a sus más bajos instintos ahora que él, y solo él, sabe que el Apocalipsis está de camino?
If You Only Knew
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 87,360. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014 by Crooked Cat publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
If You Only Knew is a contemporary romantic comedy of brilliant proportions!! Do you have the courage to feel the fear but fall in love anyway?
DEAD(ish) Omnibus: Books 1-5
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Price: $4.00 USD. Words: 53,380. Language: Australian English. Published: February 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The DEAD(ish) series is a collection of humorous murder mysteries starring Linda the ghost and Trent the hapless private investigator. Lots of melodrama, ghostly shenanigans, and a pinch of revenge thrown in for good measure. This omnibus contains books 1-5 of the DEAD(ish) series. Warning: Contains Aussie spelling and idioms, lots of rude words, and some adult themes. Not suitable for children.
Hettford Witch Hunt: Series Two
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Price: Free! Words: 35,760. Language: British English. Published: January 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Things are going well for the Hettford Witch Hunt. Milton and Carrie are still in love, Dan has plenty to get angry about and nobody has had to lie on an insurance form in months. Meanwhile, it has been a bleak and austere winter for Gary who inhabits his house like the ghost of his relationship with Alison. Will a new arrival in Hettford help to pull him out of his slump? Will his old friends
Reflektioner fra en dagdriver
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 66,320. Language: Danish. Published: January 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Noveller om livets mangfoldighed. Vi kommer omkring jagten på det forsvundne rige Atlantis, skattevæsenets officielle undskyldning for deres inkompetence!, og livets mening. Det er medlevende sjovt og bestemt aldrig kedeligt. Læs den i små bidder. Læs den som godnathistorier. Læs den og bliv lidt klogere - og forvirret! - på et højere plan.
The Weed and the Rose
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,850. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
An interracial romance blending dark humor and the absurd, The Weed and the Rose explores the tale of two misfits—a slacker and a gangster moll, as they journey through the bliss and dangers of their relationship that will make you examine human fallibility, and the Tao of crazy love.
Stroke of Genius (Archie Lemons #3)
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Price: Free! Words: 51,730. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Archie and Elise are sent to Las Vegas to investigate what appears to be an accidental death but end up stumbling upon a far more dangerous case with a few coincidences impossible to ignore. Now, with the clock ticking, it's up to them to save the day in this darkly comic mystery.