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The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts & Media E-Zine Issue 2: April 2014
By The Scum Gentry Press
Price: Free! Words: 9,460. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
Suicidal Janice
By Jenna Wimshurst
Price: Free! Words: 4,140. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
48 year old marketing manager Janice is going to commit suicide. But first she needs to sort her life out. This short comical story explores how Janice prepares to end her life.
My Friend Ron or My Brush With The Men Going Their Own Way Movement
By Adrien Leduc
Price: Free! Words: 4,570. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ron is...Ron is Ron. He's thirty-four, works as a parking attendant, and he's sworn off women. A member of the Men Going Their Own Way Movement, Ron is determined to include me. Trouble is, I have a girlfriend.
Toeing the Line (People you wouldn't want to work with - Episode 2)
By Leigh Barker
Price: Free! Words: 11,960. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Nick is indispensable in the machine shop - he's the only one who can fix the junk machinery, and he milks it for all it's worth. He 'help' his manager fix a broken production line, with hilarious consequences... that is if you don't mind the boss getting brained by his own stupidity! Great fun and a great escape from the world...
The Soapy Beast: A Frothing Good Short Story
By Lee Daniel Bullen
Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"This short story is written with a unique perspective and accomplished what the author set out to do. It made me want to read more." Tom, Dick & Harry are characters written out of a story and exiled within the writer’s distant memory; but with the help of scented soap, a beast and an angry mob they may just grab his attention again, return to his active thought and take over his mind!
Leijonakapina
By Jouko Kivinen
Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: Finnish. Published: March 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Leijonat karkaavat eläintarhasta ja osoittautuvat hyvin arvaamattomiksi otuksiksi. Minikuunnelma.
A Story About a Man and a Dog
By Manuela Cardiga
Price: Free! Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
"Sweet my love, I want to tell you a story about a man and a dog..." A story-teller weaves a whimsical tale of canine devotion for an argumentative audience.
The Part To No Genesis
By Robert Hill
Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
A man with a hump on his back awakens from a coma only to find that the hump is missing ... and so is his wife.
Willy's Bucket List: The Seven Deadly Sins for Fun And For Profit.
By Phil Wheeler
Price: Free! Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
At first, Willy was stoic when the doctor told him that he had pancreatic cancer and only six months left to live. But Willy rebelled against his own mind and philosophy, and he made a decision; With the time left to him he would do what he had spent a lifetime denying – he would have some fun! With that thought in his mind Willy's Bucket List was created.
Harold Creeny's Unfortunate Day
By Scott J. Callaway
Price: Free! Words: 4,470. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Life's an adventure waiting to reward those determined to discover its pleasures! But Harold Creeny is having none of it. There are germs and dangers waiting to happen around every corner. He couldn’t be expected to daily risk his life like the rest of the careless inhabitants of the world. Well... until the fate decides to kick his ass without his permission, that is.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts & Media E-Zine Issue 1: March 2014
By The Scum Gentry Press
Price: Free! Words: 12,940. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
Purgatory: A Good Way to Die (Butterworth)
By Dave Malone
Price: Free! Words: 10,890. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
College adjunct instructor Charles D. Butterworth lives a pleasant, though not terribly exciting, life in the rural Ozarks. A cuddly, bookish man, Butterworth seeks meaning through the Eastern philosophers and Mother Nature. Feeling his life has peaked, Mr. Butterworth plans his suicide. Bad weather and an unexpected infatuation slow his demise.
The Path To Destruction (Alex Kaidan S01E03)
By Darren Hoyland
Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E03. Price: Free! Words: 18,950. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
The crew witness the formation of the path that will soon lead to The Village and destroy every hope they ever had for what remains of Humanity. Alex must rally his crew to not only come up with a plan to stop the Pathfinders, ideally not involving single-handed combat with a race of space giants, but also to stop the mother of all hangovers he's currently enduring...
Cancer Sucks
By KyleSchmitz
Price: Free! Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young man learns of his testicular cancer, fearing he will no longer be a man.
The Conscript the Girl and the Virus
By Phillip Donnelly
Series: The Conscript, the Girl and the Virus, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 12,100. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
A drop out is conscripted to defend city against imminent zombov attack.
Murder at Shady Oaks Senior Estates: The Taylor Swifting
By David McMullen-Sullivan
Price: Free! Words: 8,750. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Clara and Esther Eastley are considering going into hiding after wiping out the entire One Direction band. But a mysterious benefactor comes into their lives, introducing them to Taylor Swift. Will the sisters be driven mad and kill the songstress? Will the banjo industry be wiped out by the loss? Find out in this all-star third installment of the Shady Oaks Murder series.
Adult Coloring Book - It Really Sucks When...
By Rick Roll adultcoloringbook@gmail.com
Price: Free! Words: 960. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It Really Sucks When... is a coloring book for grown-ups with a sick sense of humor.
The Blame Game
By Rish Outfield
Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Dan and Hailey see a news story about a teen who killed his parents, and jokingly try and guess his motivations. When they found out the truth, however, the joking stops.
Swag
By Keith Oakden-Rayner
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
A world famous rapper, entrepreneur and label boss is searching for the next big thing. But he thought it was going to be human.
Snickers the Cat
By S.T. Guy
Series: Evil Mouse Chronicles, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 9,380. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the follow up to Mummy Mouse, we again pick up with C.K. Percy, a very special 11-year-old. This time around, Snickers, the insane neighborhood cat that terrorizes every kid who dares to cross his path, is up to no good. Unknowingly, Snickers digs up the remains of a tiny four-legged critter with god-like powers...and he will never be the same. Neither will all the zombie apocalypse believers.