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Murder, Lies and Chocolate
Series: Death by Chocolate, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,000. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR Rodney Bradford comes into Lindsay's restaurant, Death by Chocolate, offers to buy her small house for double its value, eats her brownies, and drops dead on the sidewalk in front. Prisoners, murderers, crazy relatives and strippers are all part of the chaos in this 2nd book of the Death by Chocolate series. BONUS! Chocolate recipes at end of book. Poison optional.
The Great Chocolate Scam
Series: Death by Chocolate, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 59,240. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR Book 3 in the Death by Chocolate series. Finally Rick has agreed to sign the divorce papers and give Lindsay her freedom! She is sitting in her lawyer’s office waiting for him when she gets the call. Rick is dead. Murdered by a bomb that blew up his car in his own driveway. Come for the Cookie Dough Cheesecake Bars, stay for the murder, mayhem and fun!
Chocolate Mousse Attack
Series: Death by Chocolate, Book 4. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,650. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Book 4, DEATH BY CHOCOLATE series USA Today Bestselling Author, Sally Berneathy A phone call at 2 a.m. is never good news. But there’s bad news and there’s strange news. Lindsay’s two a.m. call is a plea for help. There’s a woman in Fred’s closet and he can’t get her out. New neighbor Sophie Fleming is having nightmares about the brutal stabbing of her imaginary childhood friend in Fred’s bedr
Fatal Chocolate Obsession
Series: Death by Chocolate. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,850. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A bouquet of roses, a bottle of wine, a crystal butterfly…and a dead man in the alley behind Death by Chocolate. Gifts for Lindsay, left in the middle of the night. Is her ex-husband Rick between girlfriends and pursuing her again? Did he leave the roses and wine? He has done the out-of-season Santa Claus thing before. But when the crystal butterfly appears, Rick is in the hospital.
Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance
Series: Knitting in the City. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 128,220. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.60 from 5 reviews)
After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.
Friends Without Benefits
Series: Knitting in the City, 2. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 134,210. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Elizabeth Finney is almost always right about everything: boy bands are undervalued by society, "benefits" are better without friendship, and the sun has set on her once-in-a-lifetime chance for true love. But when Elizabeth's plans are disarmed by the irritatingly charismatic Nico Manganiello- her former nemesis- she finds herself struggling to maintain the electric fence around her heart.
Love Hacked: A Reluctant Romance
Series: Knitting in the City, 3. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 126,690. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Of Sandra's last 30 dates, 29 have ended with the man crying. Sandra- tipsy and near desperation- gives in to a seemingly harmless encounter with her hot waiter, Alex. Secretive Alex is the opposite of everything she knows is right for her. But now, having spent all her life helping others change for the better, she must find a way to cope with falling for someone who refuses to change at all.
Neanderthal Marries Human
Series: Knitting in the City, 1.5. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 117,760. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Quinn is ready to propose marriage. If it were up to Quinn, he would efficiently propose, marry, and beget Janie with child all in the same day—thereby avoiding the drama and angst that accompanies the four stages of pre-matrimony. But Janie tosses a wrench in his endeavors and challenges him to prove his devotion by going through the matrimonial motions, no matter how minute and mundane.
Bubba and the Curse of the Boogity-Boo
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 93,510. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bubba’s wife, Willodean, is due to have their baby, the moon may or may not be full, his mother, Miz Demetrice, is up to her old tricks, some movie people are in town making a film about an old and eerie legend of the Boogity-Boo, and Bubba can’t find the right kind of ice cream for his pernickety significant other. It's silly business as usual in Pegram County.
Guns, Wives and Chocolate
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,350. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lindsay hosts a welcome home party for a drug dealer’s release from prison. What could possibly go wrong? Soon her back yard is filled with felons, loud music, and smoke from various kinds of cigarettes. Lindsay’s ex’s ex, Grace, arrives with her young son and her new husband, Chuck. Chuck is murdered. His other wife calls. Wait…his other wife? Can things get worse? Yes.
Waking Sleeping Beauty
Series: Once Upon A Romance, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,370. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
In this Once Upon A Romance Series Book 2 romantic comedy, Francie King longs for her dream wedding while Marcus Goode agrees to temporarily run King's Department Store. When Marcus finds Francie in a wedding dress asleep in the store after hours, he kisses her awake. Neither one of them will ever be the same again. What will happen when a hopeless romantic meets a confirmed bachelor?
Imperfect Chemistry
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,530. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lucy is a socially awkward genius who must learn about passion to avoid losing her grant. Jensen is her neighbor and the one person she finds remotely appealing. When Lucy and Jensen start making chemistry of their own, she must decide what's more important, analyzing her passions or giving into them?
Lingerie Wars
Series: Scottish Highlands, Scottish Highlands Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 100,330. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 10 reviews)
Ex-army man Lake Benson lent his sister money to buy a lingerie shop. It's failing and he wants his money back. Being a soldier, Lake does what he does best and declares war on the only other lingerie shop in town! But ex-model Kirsty Campbell, isn't about to let an English soldier-boy mess with her shop, or her life. It's England versus Scotland as you've never seen it before. It's Lingerie War.
Murder Is Where the Heart Is
Series: Two Sisters and a Journalist. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,280. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Amateur private investigator, Jo Ravens, is the only common link in the murder of three people and the abduction of a cab driver. While police are busy building a case against her, Jo races to prove her innocence. Her sister, Pepper, and journalist friend, Jackie, are on hand to assist in catching the real killer. The antics of her ex-husband and eccentric Mama add to this humorous mystery.
Imperfectly Criminal
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,620. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Freya Morgan thought it would be a great idea to hire the bad boy on campus to beat up her douchebag ex. Fast forward a few months, and the bad boy she hired is in trouble, and it's sort of her fault. After all, she started the trend of all the ladies on campus hiring him to do their dirty work. Now, two of the boys he was hired to beat are dead and he's the prime suspect.
Goody Two Shoes
Series: Scottish Highlands, Scottish Highlands Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 99,930. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Take one American singer who doesn't believe in love, add a Scottish librarian who doesn't think she'll ever fall in love and you have romantic chaos Invertary style! This is the follow up book to Lingerie Wars.
Murder Welcomes You to Buxley
Series: Two Sisters and a Journalist. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 62,140. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jo Ravens and her sister Pepper meet Susan Hunter when they check out the new Slimmers Weight Loss in town. When there’s a murder before they leave the center, journalist Jackie is on the scene, too. The continued antics of Jo’s madcap family also add to the humor in Murder Welcomes You to Buxley.
Taming McGruff
Series: Once Upon A Romance, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,310. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this Once Upon A Romance Series Book 3 romantic comedy, Priscilla King longs to prove she's worthy of the King name. Who would have thought intense, sexy Griffin James would be the only one who listened?! He seeks to destroy King's Department Store. But after meeting Priscilla, he only wants to protect her from himself. Can a carefree, fun-loving Pixie tame the wounded heart of a McGruff?
Fashionably Dead Down Under (Book 2 of the Hot Damned Series)
Series: The Hot Damned Series. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 91,010. Language: American English. Published: March 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook…What the hell does a half-Vampyre Half-Demon have to do to get some alone time with her man? By all that’s unholy, I thought Ethan’s Vampyre family was crazy…Trust me, they have nothing on the Demons.
Murder Breaks the Bank
Series: Two Sisters and a Journalist. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,350. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two weeks before Thanksgiving, a man hires the investigative firm of Two Sisters and a Journalist to protect him. Jo Wheeler accompanies him to the bank with disastrous results.

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