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The Cutting Edge
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,370. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
My name is Skye Summers. I’m a hairstylist and I can’t stop fantasizing about killing my clients. My occasional fantasies have turned into chronic daydreams. They’re bloody and vivid, like watching a slice-and-dice movie on IMAX. I should be troubled by this growing desire to use my surgically sharpened shears for more than a haircut. Instead, I wonder how I can get away with it.
Health, The Bible & You : Part 5 - Jesus Recommends Carrot Juice
Price: Free! Words: 560. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2011 by Aussiescribbler. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Food is one of the necessities of life. We need it to keep body and soul together. So what did Jesus have to say about maintaining a healthy diet? A very short satire on Christian self-help books.
The Wedding
Price: Free! Words: 4,640. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Brooke is getting married tomorrow. Her mother is still sewing beads on her gown and her father is being difficult. Will she survive her final night as a single woman or will it all fall apart?
Demonic Double Cross
Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.
Racing Dragons
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,300. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Racing Dragons is a satirical look at the future of space travel, technology and genetic engineering. This laugh-out-loud adventure sees cutthroat battles with salvage pirates, incredible action in the dragon arena, and the opening salvo to interplanetary war. This is a must for any fan of independent author science fiction, and has received outstanding reviews.
A Day at the Office or The Bastard
Price: Free! Words: 4,250. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
All she wants is to spend the day with her beloved husband. Instead she's going to spend it at the office, another day sacrificed to the toxic reign of The Bastard. A tongue-in-cheek short story examining the ruinous effects of work-life imbalance. Includes an excerpt from my novel Nothing Ventured.
The Littlest Spycat's First Christmas
Series: The Secret Life and Career of Arlo the Barncat, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Oliver is a kitten who wants Santa to bring him a pony for Christmas. Oliver’s mother thinks he should ask Santa to find him a good home instead. Midnight is a cantankerous old barn cat who is suffering from loneliness due to the fact that Arlo the barn cat is hanging around at Dr. Phelps’ house instead of home where he belongs. Midnight is considering moving in with the chickens.
Hope Janitorial
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.17 from 6 reviews)
Secret Agent Jodi Atterson, a middle-aged woman, believes the Federal office building where she works has sucked the life out of her. Still, she traverses the often bizarre daily happenings. Welcome to a quintessential G.M. Weger dark comedy-drama. Hope Janitorial won 2nd place in the Central Coast Writer's Fall Fiction Contest. Subsequently, her story was published in the Homestead Review.
Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Trilogy: Part 1
Series: K'Barthan, Part 1. Price: Free! Words: 110,970. Language: British English. Published: September 17, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.14 from 7 reviews)
Charming outlaw with own transport and limited social skills seeks lucrative, employment at minimal risk. When you're running from a murderous government and work for an equally murderous gangster, accidentally torching his apartment is a bad move. The Pan of Hamgee just wants a quiet life. But it appears that destiny has other plans. "The Hitch Hiker's guide meets James Bond."
One of Us is F@#*in' Crazy - Letters to Great Americans
Price: Free! Words: 32,180. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.14 from 7 reviews)
Apparently naive but subtly impertinent letters to Generals, Politicians, Journalists, Wingnuts and Chickenhawks.
Two-Fisted Tweets
Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.14 from 7 reviews)
Thirty mostly humorous stories, including science fiction, fantasy, horror and romance. Each story is less than 140 characters long (the length of a Twitter tweet).
HYM and HUR
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,390. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 15 reviews)
In this fantasy-comedy Hym and Hur are a young couple who never age and have been in love for more than a century. They also possess magical abilities, two of which are either to play pranks on humankind or to perform good deeds. Enacting both at once is now what gets them into trouble, especially since it's the unruly character of Death they must deal with to bring their plans to fruition.
Ziggy Two Step - Courier Extraordinaire
Price: Free! Words: 9,450. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
(4.00 from 13 reviews)
Follow Ziggy Two Step, courier extraordinaire, as he delivers urgent packages throughout Riverton. A short story of 32 pages which I hope will amuse you. Reading time should be about 45 minutes or so. Reviews here on Smashwords are welcome - Thanks.
Dying to Get Published
Series: The Jennifer Marsh Mysteries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 54,020. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 8 reviews)
Jennifer Marsh is a mystery writer with eight unpublished books and hundreds of rejection letters. If she can just get famous for something, someone will surely publish her books. Why not murder? Because Jennifer's a good person, a vegetarian who rescued a greyhound. She could never actually kill someone, but she could plot a murder that will land her as the prime suspect in a real murder case.
Test Pilot
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 5 reviews)
Gregg Johnson was a test pilot in the Skull Squadron where death was the only retirement benefit. XOXO-13 was the designation for an experimental spaceship Gregg named Hugs and Kisses. When a tiny thing goes wrong in space, it becomes a very large thing. As usual, it had flaws, but would they be fatal?
Camp-romising
Price: Free! Words: 1,330. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 5 reviews)
Read the hilarious antics of someone leaving her comfort zone and entering her 'boyfriend's world' - all in the name of compromise.
Money For Nothing
Price: Free! Words: 108,460. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Dave Marsdon has it all - men envy his intellect, bravado and fine threads and women quiver with excitement when he enters the room. He has worn a mask for so long that he now buys the bullshit he has spun about himself. However, Dave has a secret. How long can the guy who seemingly has it all carry on this façade? Will anyone uncover Dave’s secret from 14 years ago?
The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide
Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
A gruesomely-embellished guide to dating after the Apocalypse.
Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer
Price: Free! Words: 5,520. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Hummingbirds. You know what they are. Tiny emerald speed demons. People used to hang out jars of red sugar-water for them... until environmental disasters rewired their tiny brains and aggressive appetites to prefer the taste of human blood. But they’d better watch out who they mess with, because Sissy has an aerosol can, and she knows how to turn it into a flamethrower!
Afternoon of the Iguana
Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
One burned-out personal assistant squares off against one rather devious reptile. Approximately 1,200 words.