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Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Trilogy: Part 1
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Series: K'Barthan, Part 1. Price: Free! Words: 110,970. Language: British English. Published: September 17, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.14 from 7 reviews)
Charming outlaw with own transport and limited social skills seeks lucrative, employment at minimal risk. When you're running from a murderous government and work for an equally murderous gangster, accidentally torching his apartment is a bad move. The Pan of Hamgee just wants a quiet life. But it appears that destiny has other plans. "The Hitch Hiker's guide meets James Bond."
One of Us is F@#*in' Crazy - Letters to Great Americans
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Price: Free! Words: 32,180. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.14 from 7 reviews)
Apparently naive but subtly impertinent letters to Generals, Politicians, Journalists, Wingnuts and Chickenhawks.
Two-Fisted Tweets
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
(4.14 from 7 reviews)
Thirty mostly humorous stories, including science fiction, fantasy, horror and romance. Each story is less than 140 characters long (the length of a Twitter tweet).
HYM and HUR
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,390. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 15 reviews)
In this fantasy-comedy Hym and Hur are a young couple who never age and have been in love for more than a century. They also possess magical abilities, two of which are either to play pranks on humankind or to perform good deeds. Enacting both at once is now what gets them into trouble, especially since it's the unruly character of Death they must deal with to bring their plans to fruition.
Ziggy Two Step - Courier Extraordinaire
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Price: Free! Words: 9,450. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 13 reviews)
Follow Ziggy Two Step, courier extraordinaire, as he delivers urgent packages throughout Riverton. A short story of 32 pages which I hope will amuse you. Reading time should be about 45 minutes or so. Reviews here on Smashwords are welcome - Thanks.
Dying to Get Published
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Series: The Jennifer Marsh Mysteries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 54,020. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 8 reviews)
Jennifer Marsh is a mystery writer with eight unpublished books and hundreds of rejection letters. If she can just get famous for something, someone will surely publish her books. Why not murder? Because Jennifer's a good person, a vegetarian who rescued a greyhound. She could never actually kill someone, but she could plot a murder that will land her as the prime suspect in a real murder case.
Test Pilot
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 5 reviews)
Gregg Johnson was a test pilot in the Skull Squadron where death was the only retirement benefit. XOXO-13 was the designation for an experimental spaceship Gregg named Hugs and Kisses. When a tiny thing goes wrong in space, it becomes a very large thing. As usual, it had flaws, but would they be fatal?
Camp-romising
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Price: Free! Words: 1,330. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 5 reviews)
Read the hilarious antics of someone leaving her comfort zone and entering her 'boyfriend's world' - all in the name of compromise.
Money For Nothing
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Price: Free! Words: 108,460. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Dave Marsdon has it all - men envy his intellect, bravado and fine threads and women quiver with excitement when he enters the room. He has worn a mask for so long that he now buys the bullshit he has spun about himself. However, Dave has a secret. How long can the guy who seemingly has it all carry on this façade? Will anyone uncover Dave’s secret from 14 years ago?
Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer
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Price: Free! Words: 5,520. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2010. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Hummingbirds. You know what they are. Tiny emerald speed demons. People used to hang out jars of red sugar-water for them... until environmental disasters rewired their tiny brains and aggressive appetites to prefer the taste of human blood. But they’d better watch out who they mess with, because Sissy has an aerosol can, and she knows how to turn it into a flamethrower!
Afternoon of the Iguana
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Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
One burned-out personal assistant squares off against one rather devious reptile. Approximately 1,200 words.
All Day, All Night Marianne
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Price: Free! Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Roberto sees Marianne at the beach every day but hasn't the courage to speak to her. His friend Toussaint is going to help him woo his true love with pretty words, all before a fat lady sings.
Mountain Mayhem
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,070. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Mount Ruapehu erupts, providing Jane Walters with excuses for her golf and Elwood Thomas, an American volcanologist, with clues to solving the universal question - are we alone? While evading the CIA, Elwood must enlist Jane's help, without scaring her off.
He's My Tank
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 56,490. Language: American English. Published: August 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
This is your typical cop has to protect the girl story with a twist. Maggie isn't beautiful, she doesn't make men stop and stare...well maybe she does but not in the way most women want. Most people see her as weird loser at best. She won't let anyone touch her, she stutters constantly, and is always playing video games like some geeky teenager.
Broom, Broom (Fungus #1)
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Series: Fungus, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 8,210. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012 by Nameless Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Assistant police commissioner Zapata’s first case on the job is to solve the mystery around the disappearance of jewels belonging to the British Royal Family while on exhibition in Melbourne. Things get stranger and stranger as the case unfolds, in a madcap tale of crime, bungling, and Spanglish, reminiscent of "Get Smart" and "The Pink Panther."
Peaches and the Gambler
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Price: Free! Words: 78,500. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Take one recently fired woman, add to that two pesky daughters, one opera singing sister, two good-looking men, one murder investigation, and a boxful of Dove Ice Cream Bars. Then, generously stir with a seedy strip club, throw in a .45 Magnum and a dash of Bojangles' cajun seasoned fries and you have a Dish of Disaster!
Single Guy, Lonely Grill
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Price: Free! Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
In this short personification, a grill born with a defect struggles to find purpose and fulfillment in life.
Cupcake of Love
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Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Kyle doesn't believe in love at first sight... until it happens to him. A cupcake foretold it, and sure enough, he's smitten. But his beloved seems to be stir-crazy, and his new fairy godmother is worse. Did destiny bring them together? Will common sense tear them apart? This is a short story from the Life in a Fairytale collection of shorts, coming soon.
Lost in Glory
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Price: Free! Words: 91,110. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
"Lost in Glory" is a parody of heroic fantasy literature. A Hero sets out on a journey to destroy the Evil Empire. What's so evil about it? It doesn't matter. But if there's a Hero, there must also be villains. An assassin, who stabs people. Because they were alive and he had a knife. A sorceress, who puts things on fire. Because they weren't on fire before...
The Porridge King
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You set the price! Words: 103,390. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Take a journey into the strange and magical land known as the Mea Culpa Valley; an area with a long and proud history of profound weirdness and insanity. The residents of a small chunk of squalor known as Timbrook are visited by a quirky knight on a quest, and inadvertently become swept up in a hysterical adventure like none ever before witnessed. Excitement! Laughs! Mayhem! Romance! Intrigue!