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Young Roy
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 7,810. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Three stories from the early years of Roy Harper, before he became a well known traveler and philosopher. Outlaw Trail covers his time in Texas as a child, Hoosier Dreams his adolescence in Indiana and The Gangster's Apprentice chronicles Roy's coming of age. These were the formative experiences that shaped his worldview and made him what he was to be.
Words Like Forever
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 79,830. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
A woman with a rotten dating track record. A blind date with the perfect girl. An arsenal of emotional sabotaging techniques. What could go wrong?
Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye...Wayne's Daughter
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Series: Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,420. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
max is distracted in his attempt to find out what happened to the daughter of an old school friend, and the cause of his distraction is the gorgeous georgina; but max is nothing, if not a dedicated super sleuth, and balances his love life and the search for his friend's daughter, but at the cost of his passion for running.
La Chancleta
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,860. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
What's a chancleta? A chancleta is portable discipline. Ask a Latino what a chancleta is and watch them cringe and twitch. Tell a Latino a story of a chancleta that doesn't involve them personally and you'll hear boisterous laughter. This is the story of a chancleta, told in English and Spanish, and the Holy Trinity that is The Way of La Chancleta.
Yo Mama Is So Fat... Jokes
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Price: Free! Words: 180. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Yo Mama Is So Fat... Jokes
Sindie Greets the Handyman
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,940. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
For a retired hit chick in a sleepy Northwest town, a new neighbor with an unknown past means trouble. He may be a cop. He might be an enforcer. He claims to be a simple handyman... but for Sindie Slick, former Pole-Dancing Hit Chick, that's the least credible story of them all.
Printer's Devil Speaks Out
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 108,900. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Collection of Not So Politically, Socially Correct Newspaper Columns about kids, humor, wife, snakes, author, Arkansans
Furious and the Nosey Neighbor
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,940. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
When a former assassin retires to a sleepy Northwest town, dumb luck lands him directly across the street from the town gossip, the busiest busybody around. Common sense says to stay away. Unfortunately, the curious town tattler has a far different idea in mind.
Encounters: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume III, 1931-1934
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,490. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Phoenix Pick. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Volume I, Adventures, Mike Resnick introduced us to Lucifer Jones, a con man traveling in Africa presenting himself as a missionary. As the author puts it, Lucifer unfortunately "isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp" and mirth rather than wealth is often the result of his endeavors. Volume II followed Lucifer in Asia. This third volume tracks Lucifer's travels across Europe.
Exploits: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume II, 1926-1931
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 52,450. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Phoenix Pick. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Volume I, Adventures, Mike Resnick introduced us to Lucifer Jones, a con man traveling in Africa presenting himself as a missionary. As the author puts it, Lucifer unfortunately "isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp" and mirth rather than wealth is often the result of his exploits. This second volume tracks Lucifer's travels through Asia.
Coffee House Mafia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 125,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nomey Tanner: college graduate, café owner—Mafioso? With the passing of the Hinkle Law, caffeine is outlawed and the Enforcement Bureau, an agency specializing in the investigation of caffeinated paraphernalia, is born. What’s a café owner to do in times like these? Why turn to a life of crime, of course!
Next Song I Sing (Book 1 of the Next Time Around Series)
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Series: Next Time Around, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 73,650. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
They say life gets more interesting after 40. Chloe sure hopes so. Celebrating her return to Cali at a 5-star spa hotel seems like just the thing 40 yr old Chloe needs to jump start her “do over” post-divorce life. How much Chloe ends up liking sexy owner, 45 yr old Jasper Wade, is a surprise though. So is the way Jasper's unrestrained kisses send lust and renewed hope singing through her.
Linda's New Friend
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,020. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Linda Lancer is an average American teenager - completely unremarkable in every way - except for the fact that she's super-strong. Might she be destined for greater things? In this first story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore, Linda makes a new friend, the beautiful Lara Love, and confronts an annoying teacher. 2,975 words. Suitable for high-schoolers.
Platypus Boy on the Duck Farm
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Price: Free! Words: 260. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This hilarious micro-fiction children’s story is dedicated to my Down’s syndrome son. He enjoys making humorous sound effects and funny faces. He likes ducks, so I imagine he would like platypuses, too. Platypus Boy visits America and discovers strange similarities and stark differences. He learns valuable lessons and makes new friends in a far away land.
Duck Boy on the Platypus Farm
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Price: Free! Words: 260. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This humorous micro-fiction children’s book is dedicated to my Down’s syndrome son. He enjoys making humorous sound effects and hilarious faces, and he likes ducks. Duck Boy goes down under and discovers strange similarities and stark differences. He learns valuable lessons and makes new friends in a far away land.
El León
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Price: Free! Words: 650. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Sports
Baseball fans, has your team ever had a closer you just couldn't stand? Meet El León.
Dressmaker
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,670. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short humourous story in 3,600 words. Moss Scanlon was sitting on his stool in his Harnessmaker’s shop, busily repairing a donkey saddle, when he heard the thud from the room above. He didn’t have time to react. A fraction of a second later he was slapped on the head by a lump of plaster the size of a dinner plate and enveloped in a cloud of grey flakey dust.
Cut Loose (Dusty Deals Mystery Series)
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Series: Dusty Deals Mystery Series, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 68,300. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's rodeo season in Helena, Montana and Lucy Mathews is ready to make some new sales for her antiques shop. Unfortunately, things aren't going so well, her boyfriend's ex-wife is causing trouble, her dog is getting Lucy in trouble and oh, yeah... there's that dead rodeo queen whose body Lucy just found.
The First Cut
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Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short thriller in 1,320 words. Patrick Flynn lifted the WW2 Samurai sword from the plaque above the fireplace and held it carefully, and his eyes narrowed as he focused on the object of his consuming hatred ...
The Big White Coffin
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Price: Free! Words: 2,400. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 2,400 words. For years we blamed Pat Hurley - he was the one who told us about the cannibals. I was seven, going on eight and Pat was already eight, so he was the oldest and we believed him. The next day two men came to our house and the tall one bent down and gave a grin that showed a mouthful of enormous teeth ...