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A Taste Of My Thoughts Old People Farts
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
If you live you have been the victim of an old persons F bomb. It will be the politest insult you will ever know. They tell you to take a moment and take a deep breath and calm down but i am telling you to hold your breath and run. Making an old person upset just brings on the self defense mode of more gas so just forgive and try to forget.
Scorregge Imbottigliate
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 2,690. Language: Italian. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Può il più grande potere e la ricchezza essere ottenuti imbottigliamento scoregge? Circa 2.400 parole.
Vroemvrouw Prenataal
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: Dutch. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Maak kennis met Gemma en haar chaotische familie. Op de verjaardag van haar moeder komt de hele familie voor verrassingen te staan. Hoe je het ook wendt of keert; één ding is zeker. Net zoals Gemma’s moeder het graag gewild had: het wordt een verjaardag om nooit te vergeten!
Aan het huwelijk zit een luchtje
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 4,570. Language: Dutch. Published: August 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mackelroy Puggsley dacht dat hij alles al een keer had gehoord, totdat een vreemde man genaamd Bilby Bloob op een ochtend aan zijn balie verschijnt. Als Bilby om een huwelijksvergunning vraagt ​​om te kunnen trouwen met zijn winderige vrouw, probeert de oude man er een stokje voor te steken. Natuurlijk, met je jeugdliefde trouwen is een ding, maar maar een scheet?
668: The Neighbor of the Beast
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 57,210. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD The housing market is depressed. But not as depressed as anyone who spends a night at 668 Langford Place. The decaying mansion next door—number 666—will soon see the return of Bog-Muggoth, an ancient, evil demon that makes the Amityville Horror seem like Casper the Friendly Ghost. But Bog-Muggoth isn’t making his haunted house call alone.
The Mark of the Moderately Vicious Vampire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,150. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
A PAIN IN THE NECK He turns into a bat. Drinks the blood of the living. And never pays income taxes. He's the Vampire Lamar, and since he's come to New England, the body count's been rising every time he rises. But even eternal nightlife can take on a chill without companionship. The unholy fiend-in-need seeks a down-to-earth, flesh-and-blood girl who's his…er type.
Kent Montana and the Once and Future Thing
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
*Personal: Single green she-beast seeks single man. Color, Creed, species not important. Down on the bayou, folks called the creature Zergopha. It had been around for quite a spell, slithering through the swamp, chowing down on the odd tourist here and there. Lately, though, it seemed to be after something more than a one-night snack. Affection, maybe. Possibly even—commitment.
Kent Montana and the Reasonably Invisible Man
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,780. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
He's out of sight… and out of his mind! Don't look now, but a mad scientist has discovered the secret of (temporary) invisibility. He's not planning to sneak into the movies, either. He's mad, remember? He wants… revenge! It doesn't take a genius to see right through the faded fiend's transparent scheme: a festival of murder, destruction, and cheap practical jokes.
Kent Montana and the Really Ugly Thing from Mars
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 57,050. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Mars vs. New Jersey! IT is big. IT is ugly. IT has a heat ray and a bad disposition. IT is, in short, the worst thing to happen to New Jersey since the last election. Nothing can stop IT. Not the army. Not the scientist. Not the preacher. Not even a cute little girl and her dog. Only one man can save us all… KENT MONTANA
Haunted Teapot On Whistler Street
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 24,250. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Anna Winters buys her dream home, moves her mother in. Joyce finds a teapot in a closet that causes conflict between the two women. Anna's mother talks to a woman named Emily that Anna can't see. Emily demands Anna keep the teapot on the fireplace mantle. Joyce's insistence makes Anna worries about her mother's mental health.
Knock Knock! Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 910. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2017 by Hey Sup Bye Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Games & Activities / Word Games, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids -50+ funny knock knock jokes! -Excellent for early and beginning readers -Lots of fun and entertainment for your child -Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for kids This book is wonderful for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud with friends and family!
Vernon
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,810. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If Archie Bunker and The Grumpy Old Men had a three-way, VERNON would be their love child! You get a front row seat as mean and crude Vernon moves in with his son and daughter-in-law who just found out the old man has terminal cancer. They have been divorced for months, but haven't told Vernon. Now, their mission is to pretend to be a happy family in spite of Vernon's horrible personality.
The Moskowitz Code
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 67,250. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2017 by Tasfil Publishing, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Readers who enjoy P.G. Wodehouse will this story about Mike Moskowitz, a pretty uneventful guy. He has an uneventful job, an uneventful wife, and a still more uneventful marriage. In fact, his life is so devoid of anything even remotely eventful, it is not inconceivable that if one day he just ceased to exist, he probably wouldn’t even notice.Until he does disappear, sort of.
Mars Baahs
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 410. Language: Australian English. Published: July 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
‘Mars Baahs’ is a fun children’s book about two very hungry sheep, who are taken by surprise when they stumble upon an unusual patch of fart-powered grass. As a result, they strangely find themselves on Mars. With no way home, all looks futile, until one of the sheep comes up with an unexpected solution.
Nelson to the Rescue
Price: $1.99 USD. (Free!) Words: 11,350. Language: British English. Published: July 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 8 reviews)
Fed up with living in a PC world? If so, then Nelson to the Rescue is here to restore your sanity. Nelson to the Rescue is a collection of ten humorous short stories related from the viewpoint of a very non-PC feline. King-of-the cats Nelson tells it like it is, with nobody escaping his waspish observations and wicked sense of humour. If you like Garfield, then you’re just gonna love Nelson.
Rosemary's Travels: Italy
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 11,160. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Travel » Essays & Travelogues, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Italy is the second destination in Rosemary's Travels: 2016. Experience the sights and food in Naples, stroll through Pompeii and climb Mount Vesuvius in wind and rain. Visit the picturesque towns of the Amalfi Coast and wander through the streets of Rome, while you're amused by the quaint ways of Stavros, her coeliac travelling companion.
Just Blow It Up
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A matriarch in the 1970’s communist Prague, Jarka steers her family through the charged Cold War climate. Except for her son-in-law, super-genius. After yet another explosion rocks the house, it's time for disarmament, sudden and covert. She has to find a way to dump everything that goes BOOM and protect the family. A funny, thrilling historical addition to the Cancelled Czech Files series!
How the Camel Got His Hump!!!
Price: $19.00 USD. Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"How the Camel Got His Hump" from Just So Stories by Suraj Somani, describes the humorous story of how the lazy Camel gains his hump. This is a perfect story for teaching a lesson about working hard and helping others.
Ici, on parle français
Price: Free! Words: 4,980. Language: French. Published: July 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Le côté divertissant de l’apprentissage du français. Une BD en anglais et français écorché. A comic strip on the linguistic adventures of two cool dude who set out to learn French. If you have ever learnt French as second language, this strip should revive fond memories.
Ghost Dance
You set the price! Words: 25,000. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is written mostly in Gothic concepts, allegory, satire and truth wrapped up in disguise and is about the border wall, the evil ones and the consequences of opposing the old paradigms in their bastions of small thinking where theft and corruption is a way of life, and everyone else can go to hell. This is rendered in one tenth epic proportions and is a work of fiction.