Fiction » Humor & comedy

Sub-categories: General | Satire | Black comedy | Parody 
Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth
By
Price: Free! Words: 7,690. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
This is humor along the lines of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. The president is coming into the Whitehouse after being elected and the Secretary of Defense tries to brief him about our microscopic nemesis and the building agression between the two planets. After the president realizes that he isn't being hazed his first day in office he needs a plan to defend earth.
Murder And Mayham
By
Price: Free! Words: 8,960. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Jack Mayham, a criminal defense attorney who has been fired from three law firms in four years, believes he's been given the chance of a lifetime to get back on his feet. Soon after depositing a retainer for $250,000, he learns saving the stunning Lisa LeRouse Bedford from the prosecuting attorney is the least of his worries.
Tiny Earth 2
By
Price: Free! Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Somewhere between Monty Python and Douglas Adams orbits tiny earth. This is the sequel to Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth. Earth’s peace committee has failed to destroy tiny earth, and now the president and his team are stuck on our microscopic nemesis. What effect will earthlings have on tiny earth culture? Will the president and his team ever return to our planet?
BeanZ
By
Series: BeanZ, The first in the series. Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Nine-year- old Ashlynn Elliott was a normal girl. She has an annoying brother and a cute sister. One day, her grandma gives her a stuffed animal, but this isn't an ordinary dog! It can talk! But what if some friends don't approve? They're in a hairy(or should I say "Furry") situation! What happens next is all up to the dog.
Roger Faraday Earth's Ambassador
By
Price: Free! Words: 73,540. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Why do Mogonites have to chase their guests down before a barbecue? Why are cows the most feared creatures in the galaxy? Who stole Earth’s moon? What are dogs actually thinking? The human race is on the verge of eradication and possibly the only man who stands between the deaths of billions and their safety is a skinny fellow dressed in a red and yellow Pizza Star uniform.
Love Hurts
By
Price: Free! Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.
Teacher's Pet
By
Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
From the point of view of a little guy who sees things a little differently.
Jack the Frogmaker
By
Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Jack, the Frogmaker strikes at women in the heart of London
Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown
By
Price: Free! Words: 95,400. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Constable Paddington has a few problems: an evil beast is killing cows on his island; the elite military team who are supposed to capture this beast are threatening to shoot the duke; and there's a horde of philosophical zombies on the loose. And that's not even mentioning the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world...
Gone Green
By
You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What does a blade-wielding, motorcycle-riding, zombie-killer want? Find out in this post-apocalyptic story of college professors, green brains, and sweet, fizzy soda pop!
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
By
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Freds Pet
By
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
By
You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Siddhartha
By
Price: Free! Words: 540. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
a short, sharp, surprising story that weaves a deft yarn... Taken from the free Smashwords ebook 'Twenty Tiny Tales'
De leukste columns
By
Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: Dutch. Published: February 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
In de leukste columns steekt auteur Stefan Bongaerts de draak met alledaagse dingen op een badinerende manier die hem eigen is.
Reality Book Group & 3 Other Short Plays
By
Price: Free! Words: 6,220. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Plays » American / African American
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What’s more important, the book or the members? In "Reality Book Group," three college professors invite a book-loving ex-convict to join them. Selected from more than 400 plays written by New England playwrights, "Reality Book Group" was top-billed in The Boston Globe and performed at the 2012 Boston Theater Marathon. Plus 3 other 10-minute plays
If
By
Price: Free! Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What if there was a microchip that could be implanted in your child's head which would generate an imaginary friend for them? What if the friends stayed after the chip was removed? What if you stopped denying that you're intrigued and download the story already?
The Evanescence Chronicles: Volume I
By
Price: Free! Words: 152,350. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Is Mercedes Strand living every tween girl's dream, or a sane person's nightmare?
The Fat And The Thin Of It
By
Price: Free! Words: 82,970. Language: British English. Published: February 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Jackie and jill are two lifelong friends with lives that are poles apart, bodies that are on opposite sides of the scales, and they suddenly find themselves in two completely different and turbulent situations. two things they share, however; fierce loyalty for one another and an excessive preoccupation for their bmi.
Transcripts from the Other Side
By
Price: Free! Words: 7,030. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Today is Bill's lucky day: he's dead. Transcripts Series Part 1, Transcripts from the Other Side Part 2, Heaven: The Beta-test (out now) Part 3, coming soon