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Phantom Lover - Dead & Busy Episode 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,360. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Why All These Deadies Keep Flocking Around Dave? "It was bad enough, I can assure you, finding a half-naked ectoplasm sitting at my desk, but she had to talk nonsense too . . . Dave Callaghan is used to having ghosts drop by uninvited at all hours. But this time he is in for a new experience, and you must get ready for a good laugh!
Accidental Lazarus - Dead & Busy Episode 1
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,970. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Being murdered is distressing. But the annoyance may be alleviated, at least a bit, if you can find out who murdered you and get even with him. To that end, you need the help of a paranormal detective like Dave Callaghan. Dave is not pleased to find a presumed dead mobster drinking scotch in his armchair. But the worse is yet to come, when Dave's girlfriend gets involved.
Running with the Curimbata
Price: Free! Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
In this humorous, first-person short story, the reader is treated to a cautionary tale of fishing in a remote wilderness area of Brazil. Based loosely on real experiences, our clueless protagonist tries his hand at fishing undeterred by issues of communication, mosquitoes, piranhas, fishing regulations, and any perceivable fishing or boating competence.
Zombie Apocalypse On Rotten Island
Price: Free! Words: 12,860. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Zombies take on a minor role in their own apocalypse. Two dysfunctional immigrants, failed student Dingo Janssen and overly ambitious investment banker Tanisha Choudary, and a true native Rotten Islander, Dixon Johnson, have other things to worry about besides zombies. Important things, mind you. But, sure, the zombies must be dealt with too.
The Trump Dictionary Volume 1: A Political Satire Mainly in His Own Words
Price: Free! Words: 7,600. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
'I used to be disgusted. Now I try to be amused,' Elvis Costello. Inspired in part by Ambrose Bierce's classic The Devil's Dictionary, The Trump Dictionary Volume 1 is a political satire chiefly in the commander-in-chief's own words. It covers Trump through mid October of 2017, the first 300 words or so.
How I Met Your Mom
Price: Free! Words: 770. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Last time over dinner, it was " why do we believe in God, why am I a boy, why are my eyes blue and why we lived in Garden city?" This time over dinner it's "Dad, how did you meet mom?" A short funny read.
I Had a Crush - The 17 Kinks
Price: Free! Words: 3,680. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
This book is a collection of 17 short stories from certain points in my life. I have tried to present these under different themes including love, lust, pain, greed, dream etc. Though each of them is standalone entities you may experience a continual flow as I have tried to spice it up with a smooth jump though the chapters.
The Grim Adventures of Meryl & Doug
Price: Free! Words: 19,370. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Dark, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meryl has only one day left to live, that is, unless she can best the Grim Reaper and perform one good deed before her time runs out. Luckily, she has her childish, half-witted, moronic, best friend, Doug, to help her out. And access to firearms. What could possibly go wrong?
A Knight's Chance
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,440. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Walton Boshire failed to protect the queen from assassination. Now that the only heir to the throne, Princess Emmillia, has been kidnapped, the knight of the kingdom sets forth in a fever to rescue her.
A kibertéri gyilkos
Series: Valami betegesen más. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 15,310. Language: Hungarian. Published: October 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A kibertéri gyilkos (Valami betegesen más, #2) Az egész történet hemzseg a borzalmas kliséktől! Gyakorlatilag az egész olyan jelenetekre épül, amit már mindannyian ezerszer láttunk és olvastunk. Mégis, mindezek ellenére ki merem jelenteni, hogy ilyet Ön még életében nem olvasott! Miért? Olvassa el és meglátja!
Az éjféli fojtogató!
Series: Valami betegesen más. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,760. Language: Hungarian. Published: October 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Az éjféli fojtogató! (Valami betegesen más, #1) Az egész történet hemzseg a borzalmas kliséktől! Gyakorlatilag az egész olyan jelenetekre épül, amit már mindannyian ezerszer láttunk és olvastunk. Mégis, mindezek ellenére ki merem jelenteni, hogy ilyet Ön még életében nem olvasott! Miért? Olvassa el és meglátja!
Fajok 2177
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,180. Language: Hungarian. Published: October 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ez egy humoros science fiction írás, vagy inkább egy nem létező, képzeletbeli enciklopédia, azaz a fajok enciklopédiája 2177-ben: Belegondolt már, hogy mire képesek bizonyos fajok? Sok faj van, de van egy bizonyos faj itt a Földön, amiről nem tudunk még szinte semmit, pedig történelmünk során már veszélyesen közel engedtük magunkhoz őket. Szinte már barátunknak tekintjük!
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 9: Disillusioned
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,400. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?
Jack the Cat in Florida
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Stories in Verse, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Who knew that one day in the life of a cat could make you chuckle? This funny story about Jack tracks a slightly jealous lizard friend (morning), Jack’s desire for a hot fudge sundae (lunch), a flowerpot incident (afternoon), and Jack blocking Joan’s view of the “Jacques Catseau” documentary on TV (night). This humorous rhyming tale is illustrated with bold, elemental drawings.
No Milk Today
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.86 from 7 reviews)
When farmer Noone's cows stop giving milk, Akkadia uncovers a sinister plot to ruin the dairy industry.
Върло Демократско (лека и хумористична поезия)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,530. Language: Bulgarian. Published: October 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In Bulgarian! Ами така е, това е “върло” демократична поезия, или, респективно, анти-демократична. Но то надали ще се намери страна по света където интелигентните хора да харесват демокрацията — защото тя е прекалено, ами, вулгарна! Е, аз си казвам своята дума, в случая чрез леката ми поезия.
The Legend of Trixie Pug Part 9
Series: The Legend of Trixie Pug. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
When we last left our heroes Bart Butterfinger led them into another dimension. They soon discover radical vegans have taken over the universe and exterminated all meat and diary foods. And as carnivores their lives are at risk. Will they escape before the vegan extremists end their mission permanently?
The Legend of Trixie Pug Part 8
Series: The Legend of Trixie Pug. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,450. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Trixie Aioli and Cherry Bomb are on a mission to stop a wedding so Trixie will marry Herman Pug and become the CEO of Heavenly Sky Burger. In part 7 we left our heroes about to be killed by Mega Fried Banana Branch storm troopers. Now in part 8 they are rescued by intrepid space captain Bart Butterfinger and transported to another time line. This is when things get really weird.
The Legend of Trixie Pug Part 7
Series: The Legend of Trixie Pug. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
In this instalment Trixie and Cherry confront their duplicate selves from the past and somehow survive. They discover the past they knew has been changed and they may have changed too. Just when the menu has gone 69 things get worse...will they make it to their own future and will Trixie become CEO of Heaven Sky Burger or has this disappeared like an ice cream cone on a summer's day?
Party Bus
Price: Free! Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
What sort of party starts at 8am, includes the young, the old, and strangers, and begins on a bus in a supermarket carpark?