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Sweat Zombies
Price: Free! Words: 15,240. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lovesick alcoholic joins a fitness center and gets more than he paid for. Pain, sweat, tears, zombies....No one said getting over depression would be easy. A horror comedy novelette.
Transdolphin: AKA The Weredolphin
Price: Free! Words: 58,780. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Noah's Ark has never been found...until now. Inside the colossal boat, an archaeologist discovers the power of an ancient creature that could finally rid Oahu of law-breaking werewolves. A horror comedy novel.
Cutthroat Heroes
Price: Free! Words: 25,400. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Are you lonely? At Cutthroat Heroes, we can cure your wretchedness by injecting a “love ghost” into the heart of that special someone and make them fall in love with you. Call your local priest today for details! (A fantasy comedy novella.)
Ghost City
Price: Free! Words: 30,050. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Trapped on an island of ghosts, a surviving zombie hunter writes about his early training days, his stint as an exorcist, and run-ins with a gangster Pope. A horror comedy novella.
Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill
Price: Free! Words: 22,060. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
An energy pill called Kilt turns the elderly into overactive, dangerous zombies. Time for the walking dead to Get Kilt. A horror comedy novella.
Filipino Vampire
Price: Free! Words: 24,750. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A popular monster from the Philippines, known as an aswang, terrorizes the island of Oahu. It's up to one little girl to put a stop to the beast's reign of panic. A dark fantasy novella.
Ambulance Masters
Price: Free! Words: 68,120. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An insecure writer gets involved in the dangerous world of ambulance chicken, illegal lobotomies, and zombie farming. A bizarre novel.
How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter
Price: Free! Words: 12,650. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish, lonely writer learns this the hard way from a beautiful woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. (Note to self: Next time, when a stranger on the internet wants to see you, just say no.) A horror comedy novelette.
Aloha Mannequins
Price: Free! Words: 38,480. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hawaii has its secrets. From goth clubs to insane dolphin activists that wear full-body dolphin suits, Aloha Mannequins will open the eyes of any tourist. A dark comedy novella.
The Zombie Hunter's Bible
Price: Free! Words: 30,090. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A horror comedy novella. (Editor's Note: Information contained within these pages is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not murder people because they have been bitten by "zombies".)
A Woman of No Importance (Director's Playbook Edition)
Price: Free! Words: 23,250. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2017. Categories: Plays » Ancient & Classical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A classic comedy by Irish satirist Oscar Wilde. A young man is given a lucrative offer to improve his standing in life, but he is unaware of the history between his mother and his benefactor.
A Taste Of My Thoughts While I Wait
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We will all end up in a box to discover what is next and what is not. So this little jot might give you something to think about now and a thought to take with you when you lay in solitude. Enjoy!
Vampire Lesbian Train
Price: Free! Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Includes a sample from Zombie OBGYN. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Parental supervision is advised.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Old People Farts
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
If you live you have been the victim of an old persons F bomb. It will be the politest insult you will ever know. They tell you to take a moment and take a deep breath and calm down but i am telling you to hold your breath and run. Making an old person upset just brings on the self defense mode of more gas so just forgive and try to forget.
Vroemvrouw Prenataal
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: Dutch. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Maak kennis met Gemma en haar chaotische familie. Op de verjaardag van haar moeder komt de hele familie voor verrassingen te staan. Hoe je het ook wendt of keert; één ding is zeker. Net zoals Gemma’s moeder het graag gewild had: het wordt een verjaardag om nooit te vergeten!
DiLingo
You set the price! Words: 18,710. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Language Instruction » Miscellaneous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
DiLingo, the pox of vox, the crime of rhyme, the gutteral utteral. The first comedy constructed language. Hippocampal thinking at its best, with no amygdaloid inhibitions. Let the inner reptile out just by speaking. Forget the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis, DiLingo is the Uncertainty Principle applied to linguistics such that there is the probability that the speaker of DiLingo is saying nothing at all.
The Bug Out Guy
Price: Free! Words: 13,540. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Clem has issues: Crappy job issues, ex girlfriend issues, life expectation issues, hangover issues and civilisation collapsing issues. Everything he thought was safe and secure is about to unravel is a most alarming fashion and he's wholly unprepared for it. This is a novella, a book written to be digested on a ferry trip or a short flight or one of those rainy Sunday mornings
Ici, on parle français
Price: Free! Words: 4,980. Language: French. Published: July 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Le côté divertissant de l’apprentissage du français. Une BD en anglais et français écorché. A comic strip on the linguistic adventures of two cool dude who set out to learn French. If you have ever learnt French as second language, this strip should revive fond memories.
Hier sprechen wir Deutsch
Price: Free! Words: 3,690. Language: German. Published: July 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Die lustige Seite des Deutschlernens. Ein Comicstrip auf Englisch und gebrochenes Deutsch. Two cool dudes set out to learn German… A comic strip in English and broken German! If you have ever learnt German as second language, this strip should revive fond memories.
The Hospital Visit: Part 2
Price: Free! Words: 2,350. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Healthcare issues, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another true story of a visit to hospital, this time for surgery - and the ups, downs, and absurdities involved.