Cum For Bigfoot

Rated 4.47/5 based on 15 reviews
As featured in the October 2012 issue of Penthouse Magazine!

If you go into the woods today…

On a weeklong outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of young women with the purpose of procreating with them. More
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About Virginia Wade

Virginia Wade is the bestselling author of erotica and erotic romance. Known for her Monster Sex series, the Cum For Bigfoot saga, she has penned tales in a variety of subjects, such as a modern, naughty retelling of Jane Austen's most popular novels and a series on lusty Vikings, in Cum For The Viking, parts 1-5. She has explored sex in outer space with Bred by the Alien and taken readers on a journey to ancient Rome in Conquest of the Gladiator.

A mother of two, and a wife, she realized a lifelong dream of writing and publishing after her oldest child graduated from high school. Earlier forays into self-publishing yielded few sales, but the experience and knowledge gained were immeasurable. Once she dipped her toes in erotica, with the publication of Seducing Jennifer, which has now been titled, Jennifer's Anal Seduction, the possibility of success presented itself, as the story found a home in the Erotica Top 100. Her second story, Stacy and the Boys, also rocketed up the charts, reinforcing the idea that writing in this genre was not only fun, but also profitable.

An idea to write a campy, teen horror-fest, with a Sasquatch protagonist, led to the creation of Cum For Bigfoot, which is essentially a series of stories spanning several years in the lives of a tribe of Bigfoots and their human lovers. The silliness, the romance, and the sex struck a chord with readers, who enjoyed the adventures of Porsche, Shelly, and Leslie, while the kidnapped teens came to love their hairy abductors. The series is now on its fourteenth installment, with more to follow.

Cum For Bigfoot was featured in the October 2012 issue of Penthouse Magazine. The article, Paranormal Porn, was written by Nick Redfern.

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Review by: Sex Scribbler on Nov. 15, 2015 :
This book is all sorts of wrong, and I enjoyed it for those very reasons. Sex, monsters, and mayhem!
(reviewed 4 years after purchase)

Review by: Nenia Campbell on July 19, 2014 :
I remember when TWILIGHT first went viral, everyone was falling over themselves to make fun of the genre. And someone wrote this hilarious blog post about what it would be like if Stephenie Meyer wrote a romance novel about Bigfoot. I don't remember the specifics, except that the MC would live in the middle of a national park because she was the daughter of a forest ranger, and the Bigfoots would be beautiful, mostly hairless, bearded men--and I laughed my ass off a lot. I did a cursory search for the OP but couldn't find it anywhere, so maybe the OP removed it, which would be a shame. Maybe they figured that they might want the book after all and removed the post so nobody would steal their idea. Maybe it's already published. But if it is, CUM FOR BIGFOOT is not that book.

karen is such a bad influence on me, I swear. She finds the strangest books on Goodreads and makes them sound so good (or so bad) that I just can't help myself--I have to read them. I blame her for starting the monster porn craze. I had no idea how many different kinds of monsters people out there want to write sex about. All of them, apparently. Everything from zombies to unicorns.

I got CUM FOR BIGFOOT free for download from Smashwords. (Now that my e-reader is finally getting cleared of Netgalley ARCs, I have a chance to actually look at some of my freebies.) The book starts out with three boys and three girls in the woods with a stepfather chaperone. Does one of the girls immediately start fucking the chaperone? But of course! This is porn!

Christopher's stepdad was a naughty daddy. His finger in my pussy was driving me wild, as I quivered with pleasure and need (9).

Who's Bigfoot again?

His huge tool was thrusting and demanding. He took me roughly, his balls smacking against me.

"That's it. Thatta girl. Take daddy's cock, you nasty girl" (12).

Screw Bigfoot (literally).

Sometimes, you just have to channel your inner-V.C. Andrews. And speaking of channels--

He drove deep, practically banging on the door of my cervix (13).

Knock, knock!

Who's there?


The end suddenly erupted, and wild splashes of whitened cream were tossed out haphazardly into my face, sprinkling my tongue (14).

So the MC fucks stepdaddy-dearest, and NO ONE MUST KNOW because otherwise his wife might find out and get mad (gee, ya think?). Next morning, post-coitus, the girls go out in the woods for fun hiking and camping experience...and get drugged! OH NOEZ!

When they wake up, they find themselves in a cage. Standing outside the cage is a crazy old woman with a stockpiled collection of lubricating oil and sex toys, and her son, Leonard.

From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale cock that defied logic. It was riddled with intersecting veins and bulging on the end like a tennis ball. That massive cock was going to be inside Shelly in a matter of moments, and we were powerless to help her (19).

A.K.A. Bigcock--I mean, Bigfoot.

The MC watches from her cage as Bigfoot rapes her two best friends while the old woman stimulates them with the vibrator.

"Whoooaaarrrr!" roared the animal. A second later, he pulled himself from her. "Aaaarrrhhhhhh..."

He held his gleaming tool as he pointed it at Shelly's belly, spurting a shocking amount of semen, which doused her abdomen and breasts with milky fluid. It was like a fully loaded water gun.

The MC is the prettiest, so she gets saved for last. Bigfoot attempts to woo her, taking her in front of the fireplace, even doing some foreplay before demanding that she suck his water gun. The MC enjoys herself immensely, all thoughts of naughty step-daddy erased from her brain. The two cuddle together and when she wakes up her friends are still traumatized.

But it's OK! She has a great idea! They can have a foursome with Bigfoot, and then run away!!!

It's so easy.


My reaction at the end of the book can pretty much be summed up thusly:

The writing is bad, the story is bad, the sex is's so bad it's almost good, but not quite. Also, there is rape. AND AN OLD VIBRATOR-HAPPY WOMAN WHO SEEMS TO GET OFF ON MANAGING HER SON'S SEX LIFE. WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT???

I am disturb.

1 star.
(review of free book)

Review by: Christina Harding on April 21, 2014 :
I thought it was fitting for my inaugural review on this blog to be about this book for this is the book that got me interested in reading erotica.

Wade does an excellent job of "easing" her readers into her story by starting off with toned-down raunchy. However, one does not have to read far before things start to get really intense with Bigfoot sex scenes. It seems as though Wade does her best to write the most twisted scenarios possible, shamelessly (as she says) challenging social barriers in order to arouse her readers. Wade uses a bold writing style, and does not mince anything. But not only that, Wade has created a well thought out story woven into this erotica. She has come up with some of her own Bigfoot folklore to serve the purpose of her story, has thoughtfully developed her characters, and sends these characters on a true adventure. I am genuinely impressed with the planning that must have gone into creating this series.

What makes this story especially unique is that, as described, it is a "monster sex series." Yes, this is Bigfoot having sex with 18 year old girls. This scenario gives Wade the freedom to really let her imagination run free with unique possibilities. As such, readers are in for an enticing ride.

Some may say that this story "glorifies rape." While I can see why some may say this, I think it is important to keep in mind that this is erotica and is intended for a sole purpose: to act as an arousal. This type of story is not intended to be analyzed for anything beyond what it is. So what can I say? Get your panties out of a twist (literally and figuratively) and allow yourself to enjoy some of the best erotica out there.
(review of free book)

Review by: Angelica Boone on Jan. 22, 2014 :
I wasn't sure this would be my cup of tea, but I'm a convert. Look forward to the next one.
(review of free book)

Review by: Cheryl Carroll on Dec. 30, 2013 :
HOT stuff. I was not sure what to expect when I downloaded the free version of this book. Honestly, the idea of monsters and kidnappings mixed in with erotica seemed so strange and foreign to me. But after reading it, I'm glad to say I'm a convert. Virginia Wade does a good job of mixing in the key plot elements with really sexy scenes. I can't wait to read more of the series.
(review of free book)

Review by: Private Pocket on Dec. 27, 2013 :
This was a sexy and campy read (around here, we love campy stuff, both literally and figuratively). The characters were pretty well-developed for their purposes, to be honest, just enough to get the blood flowing in our veins. Yeah, pretty sexy read, no doubt. I look forward to reading more of Ms. Wade's weird and fascinating erotica.
(review of free book)

Review by: Donald Armfield on March 28, 2012 :
WOW! This is a reading porno. But not one of those I'm the plumber, is your plumbing not working ones.

Set in a cult horror movie setting. with all the right things to call out the bad Guy. Being a big-foot makes it even better. Three girls find out that big-foot is a crazed sex beast. Along with his so-called mother to egg him on with a vibrator.

This is some intense sex written with dripping pleasure. Just make sure your wife or significant other is ready tied to the bed post
(reviewed 23 days after purchase)

Review by: summerhawk on March 09, 2012 :
Turned out to be a bit different than expected, but I sure am glad I purchased part 2 cuz wooooo-baby I needed more!! I may have to take a little hiking trip soon. :)
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Marlene Sexton on Feb. 20, 2012 :
A fantastic story with lots of sex throughout. Who would've thought a three girls and a Bigfoot would be sexy, but it is. Even though the sex is forced at first, Virginia does a good job of polishing off the rough edges to make it enjoyable. The final scene is epic. I can't wait to read the rest of the series.
(reviewed 22 days after purchase)

Review by: Rayven York on Feb. 09, 2012 :
This was my first read from Virginia, and WOW! I never realized reading about a half-human/half-beast creature could be so arousing. It's more than just a smut story. The plot immediately pulled me in, and I can't wait to see what happens to the girls in future sequels.
(reviewed 22 days after purchase)

Review by: QUEERcentric Books on Jan. 30, 2012 :
Hot X 100. A must read.
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Blackduchess on Jan. 06, 2012 :
I love, love, love Virginia Wade's stories...Full of horny people getting their action on. This time one monstrously endowed bigfoot gets the girls, and they love it! I wonder what she'll come up with next.
(reviewed 16 days after purchase)

Review by: Melody Raynes on Dec. 24, 2011 :
Yes Virginia there is a Bigfoot, and he's horny, and he's hairy and he's horny...did I mention he's horny?

Virginia Wade writes a great sex with bigfoot story, hot, sexy, forbidden, hot, hot, hot! After reading this I am so ready for a camping trip! Bigfoot, get lots of rest you horny ape man, I'm coming to look for you!
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Rachel's Lace e-rotica on Dec. 16, 2011 :
Only Virginia Wade could think up something so offbeat! This squirrely, horny, uhh, pick ANY adjective and mean it in a positive way and it fits this thing! It's ...yeah it is what it is! I highly recommend it!
(reviewed 4 days after purchase)

Review by: Amber Drake on Dec. 13, 2011 :
Ok that was so wrong. What started as a camping trip turned sexy with secret booze and forbidden sex with a much older man turns into something right out of ... I don't know! Three barely legal girls are kidnapped by bigfoot to be his wanton sex slaves. It was wrong wrong wrong and hot hot hot!! And the ending left me with my hand over my mouth. A sequel is not only nessessary but DEMANDED! I need more bigfoot smut.
(reviewed the day of purchase)

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