Four kids, new marriage, no plan, no money and a pickle jar (don't ask).
Twenty four shorts about love, marriage, dirty diapers, Dick Cheney and chaos. More
Dear potential book investor,
DO NOT read this book if:
1. You have avoided marriage, pregnancy, children, life, chaos and pandemonium. 2. You’re a big fan of Dick Cheney. (Or if you are Dick Cheney.) 3. You bought contact lenses in London around 1994. 4. Your child is currently wearing a dirty diaper, or worse, you are.
DO read this book if:
1. Your idea of birth control is trying to forget when you had sex. 2. You or your wife might be interested in buying a maternity bikini. 3. Your dog is a slut. 4. You have been poisoned by your mother. 5. You truly love your significant other with all your heart and you spend each and every day trying to live up to the lofty ideals that damn preacher made you recite the day you got married.
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This book is a well organized collection of extremely funny stories from dating to parenthood. Charles Dowdy gives an honest, compelling and mostly light hearted look at life as a husband and a father of four children. It is sure to strike up some tears of either laughter or joy as you enjoy a glimpse of life at the Dowdy home.
This book is hysterical! The author completely nailed what life is like for a 40-something father (or mother) of multiple children between the ages of 2 and 13. And he did it with a sense of Southern humor that keeps the reader turning the page to see what crazy, whacky thing his kid (or yours) will do next. The book is theraputic for those parents with pre-teens, and it is something of a roadmap for those about to enter into the semi-controlled chaos of child-rearing. Dr. Spock it ain't; more like "This is your Life." Thanks to Charles Dowdy for reminding me how much fun I'm having while the circus goes on around me.