Like to Be a John

This was written a long time ago, when someone offered to “pay me” for lyrics. I never finished this, for a list of reasons. I thought that someone might get a good laugh at my expense.

I ain't been to em all
But I been to one
One time I was lonely
And needed affection
She had me tied up
Gave me erections
What a selection
Of kinky thangs
Had Mr. Winky movin like a slinky
With whips and chains More
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