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Who is Burt Maverick...
Burt Maverick is an American born, Award-Winning International Bestselling Author, and Gonzo Renaissance man whose love for dank bars and shady women is second only to his hidden passion for practicing his low-blow martial arts punches on vertically challenged carnival employees. When not engaging in his favorite pastimes, you can find him frolicking on the beach wearing a pair of extra tight Speedo swim trunks and rocking out his electric kazoo version of Loggins and Messina's "Your mama don't dance," while playing fetch with his asthmatic rescue duck, Sparky.
Most of my short stories are edited by a stoned monkey. He's not that good, and I probably should have let him go, years ago, but I really like the guy and admire his dedication. He works to support a troop of little monkeys, and recently, a dray of adopted squirrels...and that...well, it can be hard for a stoned monkey. So go easy on the guy, he's just trying to make an honest living....Thank you and have a great day!