Am I God, Gobland?

The first installment of the Torture Trials series introduces a writer who was sentenced to hell, murdered to expedite his trip there, then returned by the grace of God to battle demons as one himself. The internal struggle and turmoil justifying his battle externally is cleverly disguised to be indistinguishable from the reality that unfolds before him. More

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On A Zenless Ken

Next to come out in the Torture Trials series/collection is the Buddhist perspective of the first installment with more details and greater insight into the mind where angels and demons battle inside for control of existence as the man continues his quest for peace, or peace and quiet, or just quiet if there won’t be any peace. Stay tuned as the dozen or so volumes slated to be released in this collection are continuslly updated and modified even after publication. A Zenless Ken offers the Buddhist aspect sans the inner peace and alchemy. We all have breaking points. What this book will contani is still being weighed against what it promsises to deliver. Coming out early 2019.

On Am I God, Gobland?

I spent over half a decade perfecting this piece of junk and frankly, I think it's got more holes than five baskets of peach halves divided among three people. Nothing in the story makes sense. I completely ignored the ending if I even bothered writing one, so I think it just dies off in the middle and you're left standing there alone holding the anti-hero's hand thinking 'dude, fucken let go already,' but no, then it just kind of drifts off and you're back where you started, at Chapter 1. I think that's because I wrote some of these chapters in the reverse order than they were printed in. Meaning, I wrote chapter 1, then I wrote another chapter 1, and then previous chapter 1 became chapter 2. Then I wrote chapter 1 again, and one became two, two became three, and on went the cycle until I wrote all chapters in total flip flop format so nothing barely makes any sense. Then, I think some girl got a hold of the manuscript, and she couldn't spell for shit, so I have no idea what the fuck she was saying, but in all honesty, I don't think she had anything good to say. So forget that shit, she ain't in the credits. I'll be damned! What else? Oh, the whole thing is basically this boring ass monologue by this guy that pretends like he's not whining the whole time, but if you read between the lines, you can see a tear drop crusted over on the top of some of the letters, so that just strains the eyes to no end. I don't know. Overall, it's just a sad remake of Queens Psychotic written like a decade ago, then taken off the market cause it wasn't good enough, so it's probably spoiled by now. I say buy it while it’s free, read the last sentence or two, tell the author it was total crap and you could do better, then make him cough up double the price in a petty attempt to make a dollar out of fifteen sents. (That's how many times you have to email him for a response by the way; what a dick.) Then grt bent when you remember you got it for free, so double that is still nothing. Anywho, the first review was pretty flattering, I won’t lie. Something about “redefining suffering... laughed and cried a dozen times”... etc. etc.
I recently updated the book yet again and now there’s different versions depending on whether you buy it here, Barnes and Noble, or Apple, so take that for whatever it’s worth. I’ll continue updating the book periodically as I add the other books in this series/collection to my offerings. A Zenless Ken is the sequel to this book. This is the first of the series. - k

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On Punny Jokes 101

This is the first in a series of joke books I plan on putting together for fans of my phonetically harmonious double entendres served with a side of satiric silliness. That aside, we can only hope and assume the first book in the series will be the worst of them and they gradually get better, because the only real value I see in this book is learning how to form these phrases on your own.

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About the Series: Torture Trials
A series/collection of intertwined / interwoven installments of loosely related volumes, each containing short stories related together by a common theme and sharing characters and plots across editions. The only real binding element to these novels is the drive and inspiration that fueled the spilling of ink on the topics / subjects.

Between God and Satan, every man must choose his loyalty. One man decided on God, but found himself to be the only one among millions of devil worshippers, some unaware of their allegiance by virtue of their own sins. However, with only his faith to guide him, that man survived every attempt on his life and every attack on his virtues. That man was me. I’m a writer. These are those stories. Happy reading. God bless.

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