Brendan P. Myers


Brendan P. Myers is the author of several novels, whose stories have appeared in a variety of anthologies. He has a good sense of humor and is a lot of fun at parties.

Be sure to check out his latest novel THE MOUND, a fairy horror mystery romance in which faeries are real, boys can fly, and true love conquers all. For information and updates, be sure to visit his website and check in on Facebook.

Smashwords Interview

What is your writing process?
Maybe the best way to answer this is the way the writer Brian Keene answers it, and he calls it "ass in seat" time. You've got to just put your ass in that seat and start writing. Something. Anything. It all starts there. Who knows? Maybe some magic will happen! But you're not going to write anything unless you put your ass in that seat.
When did you first start writing?
I first began writing in earnest back in 2005, with my first novel, "Sumner Gardens," a semi-autobiographical look back at my childhood. Upon completing it, I said to myself, anyone can write ONE book, but if you want to be a WRITER then you need to write more than one. So, I immediately began writing "Hope Town," my first attempt at a thriller. Funny, some readers have said that "Hope Town" almost feels like a sequel to "Sumner Gardens," and in a way, they're right.
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The Mound
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 97,310. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
When people start disappearing in a small New England town, the new police chief follows the trail where it leads, in this case to a mysterious and ancient mound that just might be the entrance to a fairy tale kingdom. What he doesn't know is that his troubled teen daughter believes she is to become its queen, and local skateboarder Ian Sinclair its king. And you know what? She may just be right.
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 81,230. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
An epic vampire tale unfolds in a small Massachusetts town when fourteen-year-old Scott Dugan and his tightly bonded group of misfit friends are forced to confront a growing vampire army led by the town's long dead Civil War hero.
Sincerely Dead
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 46,570. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
When a mob hitman returns to New York City and accidentally unleashes the zombie apocalypse, an epic adventure of survival unfolds, as a small band of the still living make a desperate bid to escape this now city of the dead. The long awaited follow-up to the seriocomic zombie short "Nearly Dead."
The Ghost and Mr. Londergan
Series: The Dick Londergan Chronicles. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 14,670. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
When word hits the streets hardnosed P.I. Dick Londergan is spending the night in a haunted house, he finds out the hard way lots of folks in town want that house’s secrets to stay buried forever. He finds out too that uncovering those secrets may come at the cost of his own life.
21C and Other Sordid Tales
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,520. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Her badge says, "I'm a People Person!" Don't you believe it . . . Meet Jill. She'll be your flight attendant today. A word of caution, though. Do NOT irritate her or make her angry in any way, because if you do, you may find your flight turned into a living hell of abuse and intimidation and humiliation . . . that is, if you survive at all.
A Very Dick Londergan Christmas
Series: The Dick Londergan Chronicles. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
On Christmas Eve, when the head honcho of the local Building and Loan skips town with $8,000 on the very same day an office complex collapses, throwback P.I. Dick Londergan smells trouble. His kind of trouble. But while he sniffs around, his beloved city is somehow transformed into a wholesome family town, and soon, he finds himself trapped in a nightmare from which there might be . . . no escape.
Hell City
Series: The Dick Londergan Chronicles. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 50,200. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Dick Londergan is a private detective from the old school, the kind who likes his women leggy, his bourbon neat, and his coffee black. When summoned to Telegraph Hill to investigate a murder, he soon finds himself thrust into a mystery so deep, even his old school methods may not be enough to solve it. He finds out too that the biggest mystery of all might be: Who is Dick Londergan?
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 85,310. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
The APPLEWOOD saga continues . . . Fourteen-year-old Scott Dugan is both desperate survivor and hunted casualty of a vampire outbreak that decimates his small Massachusetts town. His uncle believes science offers hope and takes the boy on the run from shadowy forces tasked with exterminating his kind. The follow-up to the critically acclaimed "APPLEWOOD."
Nearly Dead: A St. Pete Zombie Tale
Price: Free! Words: 10,590. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2010. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
When a New York crime boss sends a hitman to St. Pete in the middle of a zombie infestation, the hitman finds that even infested with the undead, his beloved St. Pete hasn't really changed that much. Yet even in the middle of an infestation, he still has a job to do. A seriocomic short story of about 4,000 words and prequel to the full length novel SINCERELY DEAD.
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 88,920. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2010. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Sea adventures
When a late winter storm unearths an ancient shipwreck, the sleepy seaside town of Sully's Rump is turned upside-down, first by the media, then by the resurrected pirates who come back to reclaim their ship. But the town soon learns that dislodging the pirates from the Rump may prove more difficult than even deciphering the curse that brought them there.
Telegraph Hill
Series: The Dick Londergan Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 8,320. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When old school P.I. Dick Londergan stumbles onto a case that smells of sweet tea and fresh baked cookies, it's Dateline: Danger! because he soon finds its ugly underbelly consists of one part smarm, two parts pain, and a heaping helping of primetime "gotcha!" A short story of approximately 5000 words and the first of the DICK LONDERGAN CHRONICLES.
Sumner Gardens
Price: Free! Words: 51,540. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
It's October of 1970 and twelve-year-old altar boy Conner O'Neil has a few problems. He's dodging some oddly personal questions from his parish priest and learns he has to kiss the creepiest girl in class after getting the lead in the school play. But only after his father has another heart attack do his real troubles begin. A heartwarming and life-affirming coming-of-age tale.
Adamson's Rock and Other Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,100. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2010. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
A detective investigating a suicide comes away with more than he bargained for . . . a routine clinical trial goes horribly wrong . . . an avid book collector learns to just what lengths he will go to hold on to a treasure . . . and a close-knit New England family comes to terms with the end of the world. From the author of SINCERELY DEAD come eight spine-tingling tales of terror and wonder.
A Truck Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,670. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What would happen if a fanatic Red Sox fan and his two nephews became trapped in the back of the equipment truck as it begins its 1487-mile journey to spring training? Aside from the kidnappings, the car chase, an Elvis impersonator, some hungry alligators, and a few other surprises, the trip itself is relatively uneventful. A charming and hilarious tale sure to delight baseball fans of all ages.

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