Earnest Long, the author, has some experience or none of what he writes. His stories and books are in the best tradition of storytelling. He lives on his own and writes. And when not writing, he watches the TV or chats to girls.
What would happen to two people if they moved into a new home and then lost the keys almost as soon as they got there? They might not ever get back in their apartment. And then a blonde walking past sees their predicament and speaks to them....
In moments of silence, you can even hear a clock on a wall ticking! This book is a family saga of its 3 male members and 2 female ones. Also, it is how at times the 25-year old grandson Dick has heard the wall clock ticking and how they will all end up. Dick's Uncle James is a tragic figure readers might remember for a long time.
This is a story of an evil twin who lives in an area of the country a family are driving through on holiday. The journey is one of frustration. How could their parents be so stupid to come this way. Their parents are in denial though. Read this story to see if they will meet the evil twin or not.
Some people are in good relationships and some bad. But what if a relationship turns bad. It does for the man in this book when his girlfriend asks him for money if he still wants to keep having sex with her. It is almost by accident they suggest it one day. But how will it end? Anyone up for making a porno? It could go from bad to worse. Read this book to see if it does get worse or better....
Would you like to be a writer and have people want to meet you? But you don't want it to be a lot of effort. Or perhaps, you are already writing but find it a struggle. This book shares some secrets and tips from a writer published for 5 years and still counting online.
Computers are wonderful gift to anyone or a wonderful thing to buy for you. But some people can't cope when they get them home and out the box and switch them on. This book is about all the people who struggled to cope, the types of tips that they used to help themselves and their trials and tribulations.
Are you are dreamer? Or are you an achiever? Encouraged by an older friend, a young man not yet out his thirties starts his own publishing/website concern. Then, he goes into town, sets up his office and actually does start a business. He wants to be rich, but then why choose publishing. Is he a Bread Head? Or is he one of the addicts?
This is a book about a man who moves home, finds a new love and reminisces about an old love. However, when he tells his new love about his old love then the unexpected happens. And it was nothing he could have predicted.
What if you woke up one morning and you had turned into a monster? Quite literally, you had when you looked in the mirror. And what if as well your 35-year old blonde-headed neighbor had decided that you would make her happy after a lifetime of loneliness knocked on your door right then. But I've my own problems! See how the story plays out this delightful comedy of manners.
If you had the money, would you pay for more research into porn and all it's problems that might change things? A young man goes to work for a commercial company that does research into porn for a number of different clients. What he finds is not all he expected. But what will he find? Read this book to find out! An imaginative an enjoyable work.
Ghostly Goings On is a ghostly caper that involves a cuckold, a former drug dealer, a woman married and dopey husband now living in a cottage in the English countryside, a crooked deal, journeys back to youth, 3 witches and more....
How do you cope with relationship problems in today's day and age? Should you ever cheat on your girlfriend and not tell her? What if a female friend was short of money? Should you give her money for nothing or expect a back rub in return? Or more than just a rub? The book has answers these and other questions and is only half-serious. The other half is having a laugh. Or perhaps sex!
A book of poems about loneliness, longing and sex. There are real ex-girlfriends, girls sunbathing on the beach and girls on film. Also, there are poems about old age and wishing you were young. As well, there are poems imagining lonely old age or a successfully lived life.
Imagine you get a computer and you want to do something on it, perhaps using your word processor and spreadsheet software. This is what someone does is this story. They print a form to fill in every day how they spent their time. Sounds like research but without any training in research, he only has his computer to help him. Time will tell what he does with it!.
Awake one night is a man who temporarily can't sleep. And in the bed next to him a girl lies. And he listens to her soft breathing and he thinks he can hear her sigh... As the dawn not yet broken will come soon, he considers how he got to be lying in this bed with the girl... this girl he is with now, and what she has to tell him still...
Someone splits with his girlfriend and he gives some ex-girlfriends a call. And rings some female friends as well. One friend returns his call and says she can be at his in half an hour. She comes round and they soon have each other's clothes off. But is it all as it seems? And now his ex-girlfriend wants to get back with him. So he gives her a call
Do you worry things are being kept from you because you are not well-educated enough? This book says that you may be quite right to think this. Indeed, your worries are a matter of fact, the author suggests.
The author recommends search engine strategies, other learning strategies and websites. And shows how you can reduce worrying you are not educated.
What do you see when you see yourself through a mirror? Do you see experiences? And if so what experiences would they be?
The story starts as a romance but becomes something darker. A man struggles to cope with his conscience and what might have been. Or never was...
A middle-aged man rummaging through his junk in the garage finds a porcelain cat he stored there many years ago. The cat reminds him of a long lost love and he wishes he could see her again. Will he indeed see her again and what are the memories he has of her, that he treasures so much. The story will tell.
A story of a romance, boy meets girl. The boy wants to be a writer. But will the girl beat him to it and finish her book first?
Is the boy going to be a serious writer nobody reads and the girl a rich successful one? Only the girl has the answer.
This essay has the theme, ‘Problem! What Problem?’ In this essay you will see how you can be a good friend, have good social skills, less stress and a good time. ‘Problem! What Problem?’ must surely be one of the best solutions to worry and goal setting any book has yet to offer the reading Public.
A writer shares his tricks of the trade. And talks about the tools he uses all the time. In the past writers had a quill and ink, then a typewriter. Now almost all writers have a word processor. The book explains how to produce good writing on a computer. And with the minimum of effort.
Is amateur research any good? Someone in his early 40's, whose experiences before of using computers were of doing a bit of office work and IT, tries his hand at doing amateur research. The researcher left school almost as soon as possible but on a whim one day when he gets a new computer, he tries doing some research. Will he benefit humanity? Or is he wasting his time?
The writer was given a Home Computer nearly 30 years ago when a teenager. It was a games machine but he was intrigued by doing more such as word processing. And 15 years later he bought a PC. And used it to write a novel. But what to do with his computer when he had written the last line of his novel? This is a book about how home PC's became the marketers' dream of being ubiquitous for everyone.
Any aspiring novelist or short story writer could do with some more tips on writing. The book is written by an author who has been published for more than 15 years. And more recently has been published online. He shares his experience of writing for anyone who wants to write.
This is a ‘how to’ book for aspiring fiction writers that answers many questions he or she may have.
A boy meets girl tale of modern times.
They're friends in-between 30 and 45 years old, both never married. And they share the trials and tribulations of friendship. However, they are drawn into a boy-girl relationship. They lead lives of the gym and bars. But now he starts reading as well. Will this new relationship with his female friend last? And what became of their friendship?
Hospital story is about the tragedy of wasting time and wasting your life doing nothing much.
The book is set in a mental hospital where nothing much happens. And the doctors and nurses are not bothered about discharging the patients.
Can someone find a second wind? This book is about hope.
A Tale of Romance is a traditional story of romance, yet a new take on the Troubadours.
Really, it is boy meets girl, but with one or two twists. A wonderful love story. And one that might have a happy ending. The reader will see if they do live happily ever after or they don’t. They might.
A young man's feelings reach a new low when a well-loved relative dies. And he vows he will make something of himself but he feels first he has to meet someone who would be special to him.
The plot takes a twist as a female friend suggests he does a research project. And he finds the oddest subject to research. But hey! It might still work out.
A short story.
Relationships can be hard for anyone. Computers can be hard for some. But some find them easy. And some aren’t interested. However, relationships are not like computers for example. And woes betide someone who thinks they are.
Some men want only sex. Some sex and romance. So it is with this tale except all is not as expected.
Someone, an average person in all respects meets a girl. Although he’s known her some time, he can’t remember now when they last had sex. And foolishly on a whim, he’s agreed to marry her.
Is she a long-forgotten dream he will live out? Or will she be a nightmare?