Norm DaPloom


Norm DaPloom grew up in the hinterlands of New Mexico where he was raised by wild zebras until the age of fifteen, when he set out into the world in search of adventure. He is a bright-eyed, talented, and handsome young man who is as skilled with a sword as he is with a pen. He is also peerlessly humble. Currently, he resides under a bridge, a captive of two unfriendly trolls who force him to sell books on the Internet. They say that if he doesn’t sell at least one book a day, one will hold him down while the other tickles him mercilessly. Norm is very ticklish. Please help him.


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