RJ Silver


My name is RJ. I’m a man who writes quirky romantic humor books. That alone should tell you that I'm psychologically imbalanced.

Most people ask me why I write. The answer is simple. Like most men, I get in a lot of trouble with the woman in my life. When she's really angry at me, and I'm hiding from her, writing is the one thing I can do that doesn't make any noise.

Where to find RJ Silver online


The RJ Silver 3-Pak
Price: Free! Words: 45,270. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Save 33% on the purchase of RJ Silver's first three books. Includes the smash hit, "The Princess & the Penis", "The Ballerina, the Gymnast, and the Yoga Master", and "My Third-World Girlfriend". Also includes free sample posts from RJ Silver's popular humor blog.
My Third-World Girlfriend
Price: Free! Words: 18,300. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Gerry Lankin has a problem. All his life, women have been hitting him over the head, usually for good reason. Recognizing he's at fault, he's about to make big changes in his life, when three older men convince him that the key to romantic happiness isn't self-improvement; it's finding a woman with low expectations. Gerry's about to discover just how wrong three old men can be.
The Princess & the Penis
Price: Free! Words: 10,720. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.76 from 54 reviews)
A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a curious maiden's bed is never a good combination.
The Ballerina, the Gymnast, and the Yoga Master
Price: Free! Words: 13,960. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.71 from 7 reviews)
A billionaire playboy uses his vast wealth to pursue fantasy-based relationships with women, most recently a ballerina, a gymnast, and a yoga master. Unfortunately, every time he obtains his fantasy, it evaporates on him in hilarious fashion. It takes an accidental encounter with Anna, a chocoholic poet, to show him the true meaning of love.

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