by Rowan Brigid McShane
Being beautiful actually sucks. Charlie's always known this. She's been kidnapped and taken into magical worlds where anything goes, Gods, demons, faeries, elves, the usual ensemble of human cross animals like centaurs, and then there's humanoid penises called phalluses. It would be funny, but there are dark and scary things too, and Charlie's stuck in the middle. She's not a happy bunny.