Vampire Suck Me!
by Kelly Sanders
A group of backpackers check into an ancient castle that has been converted into a gothic hotel. They spend the evening in the bar, slowly getting drunk and trying to seduce the local talent. However, when they retreat to their rooms later that night, the most handsome of the group is trailed to bed by a pale mistress, whom he invites into his room and he gets more than what he had bargained for.