Laura Barnard


My name is Laura Barnard and I am an author from Hertfordshire, UK. My first chick-lit novel, The Debt & the Doormat was an Amazon number 1 best-seller and won Best Laugh Out Loud Book of 2013. It is available via Amazon, Smashwords, iBooks. Barnes and Noble, The Book Depository and many more.

In my spare time I enjoy drinking my body weight in tea, indulging in cupcakes the size of my face, drooling over hunks like Jamie Dornan, Ryan Gosling and Leo Dicaprio...oh and my husband of course! I like wearing yoga clothes and reading fitness magazines while I sit on the sofa and eat chocolate. I'm a real fan of the power nap and of course, READING!

I write not to get rich or famous, but because I LOVE writing. Even if one person tells me they enjoyed my book it makes the midnight typing worth it!

Smashwords Interview

Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up in Watford, Hertfordshire. Our house was always full of joy, laughter and alcohol. I have fond memories of waking up in the night to find my mum and her friends pissed and cooking cheese on toast. I'd go down and have a gossip with them and they'd tell me about their hilarious night. My Mum's best friend Sam lived two doors down from us so we were always in each other's houses. Whenever they were around there was wine and Simply Red on full blast. So much so that the neighbours in between complained about our noise several times. Even though this sounds like a strange up-bringing it made me into a very confident person, who isn't ever afraid of shocking her mother. I was made to feel I could conquer the world and that anything was achievable. That belief has helped me in my writing and I have some funny stories that have been incorporated into my book.
What's the story behind your latest book?
Its about two best friends Poppy and Jazz who decide to swap lives in order to help each other out. Jazz is in debt and Poppy lives her life as a doormat, constantly doing anything for a quiet life. It's told through Poppy's point of view and we follow her as she moves into a new world of housemates and partying. Soon her over-riding need to please people gets her in more trouble than she could ever imagine.

Before she knows it she’s got a fake boyfriend and is hiding so many secrets she’s scared they’ll spill out any minute. With a bullying boss, a sex crazed colleague, a mental mother and three brothers each with their own dramas, life has gotten pretty difficult for Poppy. And all of this would be much easier, if she could just stop falling over.

Will she get her life back to normal before her brother’s upcoming wedding? And will she want to?
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Where to find Laura Barnard online

Where to buy in print


Sex, Snow & Mistletoe
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,520. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
When a car crash pushes Melinda into the path of a handsome stranger she's glad to follow his snowy, sexy and seductive path. But is he too good to be true?
Dopey Women
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 105,550. Language: British English. Published: August 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sadie had a bumpy upbringing but she’s still managed to drag herself out and carve a career for herself. That all comes crashing down when she, along with the women she manages; Mags, Lexi & Steph, get made redundant. When they all bump into each other a few months later at the job centre they somehow come up with a crazy idea to make money...
Tequila and Tea Bags
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 104,170. Language: British English. Published: November 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Sent to live with her cousin Elsie in the Yorkshire countryside, Rose has only one thing on her mind; joining her friends as a club rep in Mexico. When she hears about a council incentive offering the promise of free flights to the person who clocks the most volunteering hours at the local care home, she’s got her plan set. But she doesn’t plan on falling in love...
The Baby & the Bride
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 116,050. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Poppy & Jazz’s lives sound perfect on paper.Jazz has a new baby and Poppy’s getting married.But their realities are very different.Poppy must strive to keep her cool new job with crazy hours, while trying to keep Ryan happy.Before she knows it her wedding has got out of control, thanks to her mother, her parents are in financial difficulty and she’s doubting everything and everyone she ever knew.
The Debt & the Doormat
Price: Free! Words: 146,570. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
When Jazz gets herself into financial trouble Poppy, being a good friend, offers to help. She instead ends up being talked into swapping lives, with Jazz insisting it will be good and help her get over her broken heart. Poppy is thrown into a new life, full of crazy housemates and her life soon becomes chaos. Will she get her life back before her brother's wedding? And will she want to?

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