On the continent of Alm, rules are everything. From the mightiest king to the lowliest beggar, all must follow the rules or risk an eternity in the lightless Abyss. You Bugger, a beggar living in the small town of Garn, enjoys his days of peaceful begging. However, his life in interrupted by a slew of princesses, kings, knights, assassins and Gods who seek to upturn his precious lifestyle. Witness his efforts to overcome incredible odds and finally return to his favourite begging spot.