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Resurrecting Cybele
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 108,990. Language: Canadian English. Published: August 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literary collections » Canadian
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Cybele Moondragon is an unemployed English graduate student who is disillusioned with her life and tired of being in debt. She decides to resurrect a matriarchal cult based on the pagan goddess Cybele in order to make a lot of money and empower men and women who are stifled in more traditional, patriarchal religions.
My Night with the President: Based on Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew"
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,510. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Larry Quigley tells the story of his own marriage, and that of a woman-taming Aussie, to the President and first lady in this comic novel based on Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew." This adaptation is true to the spirit of Shakespeare's work, bringing Shakespeare's characters into the modern world.
Funscreen
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Price: Free! Words: 7,170. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: August 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Like millions of others, Roger Birch's family depend on ad-viewing income for their survival. Unlike millions of others, the events of one evening leave Roger aware of the government's real reason for investing in Funscreen. With HD cameras hidden behind a 60-inch glass veil, the answer was staring him in the face all along. Every family has a Funscreen. The question is... who's watching who?
You Gonna Finish That Dragon?
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,090. Language: American English. Published: August 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Barry Parham's knee-slapping spoofs cut to the funny bone in "You Gonna Finish That Dragon?", a superb mix of cutting-edge humor and scathing common-sense truths." In his seventh critically-acclaimed collection, Parham points his Pardon Me?-o-meter at American culture science, men & women, ferret owners, and why Paul Revere was a lousy dentist.
How I Became a Bestseller
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Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The greatly desired publishing contract eludes a young author with a growing collection of rejection letters and an obsessive belief in the quality of her work. Despising vanity publishing and never daunted she and her stage mother will go to any lengths to see her published and have in place a program of regular, if expensive, events designed to promote her fortunes.
Vampire Cities
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 68,430. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2013 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Anderson Hans is presented with a strange but powerful artefact. In the deserts outside of Las Vegas he is asked to find the city of light. He searches through London, Hong Kong, Kuala Lumpur and finally Sydney for this city that will become the venue for his apotheosis
Screwtape Lost and Found – A Buoy’s Life in Turbulent Waters
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This fictional essay is part of a series inspired by C S Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. Each satirical essay seeks to respond to the satirical concepts laid down by Lewis, and to twist them around a little. Lewis was once an atheist and died a Christian. This author was born into Christianity and lives as an atheist.
Empire Of The Grotesque
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Price: $4.25 USD. Words: 43,570. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A bizarre, unforgettable search for a brilliant terrorist with an outrageous sense of humor. Ranging from Washington to Hollywood to La Paz, Bolivia, and Beirut, Lebanon, it is allegory, satiric collage and wicked black comedy. The most unhinged and politically incorrect novel of the last decade, A disorienting hilarious rocket ride into the smoking rubble of American culture and politics.
President Sahib's Blue Period
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 6,430. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2013 by Float Street Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
It's politics in an absurd third world, it's absurd politics from the first world. It's rollicking good times and chaos with nepotism and the dreaded Civil Sanitation Police (CSP) in Pakypoor on the loose. Batten down the doldrums and wait for the ride.
MetaDeath
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Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 66,280. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This may or may not be the Greatest Novel Ever Written. Something Evil is taking place at a book fair. Sinister forces prepare to destroy Literature As We Know It. Only a motley group of writers can defeat this impending doom, but first they have to figure out who the protagonist is. Dealing with the ghost might help. Cooking 200 pounds of hash into brownies definitely won't. Also; Bob is real.
The Diary of Amy, the 14-Year-Old Girl Who Saved the Earth
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 76,450. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Amy Johnson-Martinez is a bright 14-year-old girl who discovers that a few simple yet fundamental changes will create a sustainable society. Yet with the world on the brink of environmental collapse, powerful forces are willing to use all their power to fight Amy’s proposals. Will Amy defeat the opposition and convince the country to make the bold leap to sustainability before it's too late?
Woodchuck Martinis
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Price: Free! Words: 66,240. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Together Lucy and her alter ego, Shallow Lucy, navigate life's dating minefields. They battle for control of Lucy's love life through dates with Toothless Stanley and the son of Sasquatch. Lucy listens patiently to first-date stories like the gentleman who came home to find his ex-wife with a sheep, a pot-bellied pig and a man wearing nothing but pink leather chaps and a fuchsia boa.
Noodle Theory
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,550. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
In a lonely rented room above a Hong Kong noodle bar, a wronged lover, thirsting for revenge, lays his plans and forges a mad obsession that will one day transform the world and lead the whole of Creation – nay, even God Himself – to turn Chinese. Aieeeeegaahrahhagaaaah! That's right, I said, Aieeeeegaahrahhagaaaah!!!!!!!!
Pie Square
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 82,200. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2013 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Pie Square is a story of the most remarkable fast food chain ever conceived. Spreading rapidly across the world, devouring its devotees, and creating enormous wealth for its owners, it not only supplies sustenance for the body, but for the mind and spirit too. Its all enveloping philosophies are moulding the youth of the world for an impending revolution that will turn global society upside down.
Runaway Nudist-book 1 Nudist Series
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Price: $6.50 USD. Words: 74,880. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2013 by Write Words Inc.. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
In a prequel to Undercover Nudist, murder once more turns up at Oak Grove Nudist Camp. Suspect number one is Barbara Bassett, self-proclaimed thief—"not a robber, they're violent!" who turns up at the camp while looking for a place to hideout from a would-be partner in crime.
Our Children Are Not Our Children
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Price: Free! Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this brief collection of short-shorts, Kevin Brennan (Parts Unknown) offers five case studies in bad parenting. From a father who won’t pull over to let his boy pee on the roadside to a couple who unwisely lock their twin toddlers in a closet all day while they’re at work, these parents embody the adage that it takes a village -- to save innocent kids from idiots like them!
A Pirates Life for Me
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Price: Free! Words: 3,160. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A modern pirates tale-- complete with monkey sidekicks-- where the life at sea once again calls to the misfits of society.
Geschichten aus der Ebersstrasse
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Series: Abenteuer auf Balkonien, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 8,230. Language: German. Published: August 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Z.B. Die Spende Lagos, Nigeria -Did this really work?! -Maybe once in a Million, but it did. Und er klickte auf "Send". Wie der Zufall es so will, erreichte mich seine Mail schon am nächsten Morgen. Obwohl meine , viel zu früh einsetzende, senile Bettflucht damit erst in zweiter Linie zu tun hat, möchte ich diese Pein nicht unerwähnt lassen. Und weitere Kurzgeschichten
Tokyo Pizza
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 23,280. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
Five college students in Tokyo in the early 90s find themselves involved in a plot to blackmail one of their number. As they learn more about their situation, they discover their opponents are both powerful and distant, with the exception of the urbane and sadistic yakuza boss who is the chief architect of their misery. To stop him, the ragtag group will have to graduate from theory to practice.
America's Galactic Foreign Legion - Book 18: First Contact
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Series: America's Galactic Foreign Legion, Book 18. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,150. Language: American English. Published: August 2, 2013 by Penumbra Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Military
A probe sent from across the galaxy lands on New Colorado, looking for a sentient race. After becoming involved with a gang and blowing up a Burger King to win favor with powerful McDonald's Corporation, the rover, is entered in an all-terrain race. On the run, the rover runs smack-dab into Colonel Joey R. Czerinski, who wants its compact laser technology, and the silliness continues!