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Literary Dynamite
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 10,240. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
An unappreciated author. An ugly bunny. Dynamite. Need I say more? Get ready for a wild and amusing adventure, which author Wenona Hulsey calls, "A unique and wacky solution for dealing with writer's block." Literary Dynamite is a short story, weighing in at 10,286 words (approximately 41 pages). The main story is 3,110 words (approximately 13 pages).
From Here to Kingdom Come
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Price: $2.40 USD. Words: 9,230. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alice Wondrel is taken away in a whirlwind to a ghost town where the Mayor sends her on a mission with the Gospel Train. She finds the Conductor and passengers off-putting and tries to escape only to find herself out to sea. She is then washed overboard and swallowed by a whale. You won't put this comic journey down until you find out how it all started in a simple committee meeting.
Austino’s Holy Quest
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,360. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Color illustrated. Austino is sent on a quest to convert England to Christianity, by Pope Gregory, spending 20 years traveling and enjoying life. Comedic but insightful. In another tale, he appears, somehow, at the new and greatly reformed Vatican City, in the year 2031, along with Pope Beverly and many old friends.
The Is Shop
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Price: Free! Words: 4,380. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Archie has never worked in an Is Shop before, although he's learning fast. Things are not that straightforward though: the proprietor is decidedly odd, the shop only stocks what the last person wanted and the customers are uncommonly rude. But things are to get stranger still...
Road Hazards
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Fario. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
"We'll spend five minutes talking with some people, go from one station to the next with others, live two or three years, or even twenty, with others still. At bottom, though, we do nothing but run into each other (how long doesn't matter), run into each other and always by chance. And always part company."
PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,180. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If the Sopranos wore overalls and didn't care for shoes, they'd likely live in Mexican Wells, Texas. If Jack hadn't screwed up a no-brainer holdup in Amarillo, if he hadn't gotten high with a long-legged Oklahoma girl--hey, if he'd ever done anything right, he wouldn't have ended up in the Huntsville pen. He sure wouldn't be washing dishes in a dump like WAN'S. - A Modern Classic
Desiccant 015: The Adventures of Stupendousguy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,580. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
The farmhouse is on fire, and the Mormons are on the run. The police follow them through the night, in every direction, but where is Dru? (11 pages)
Johnny & Marian
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 27,460. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Unicorn Productions. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Marian doesn't love herself enough. Johnny loves himself too much. When a spell switches their places, one is upset, the other overjoyed. Being someone else can't be that hard. Or is it?
Big P. (Большие П.)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 13,390. Language: Russian. Published: May 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Население деревеньки Большие П. решило поменять название на более соответствующее...
Septimity - The Blood Brotherhood
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Series: The Glothic Tales, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,700. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Long after HAL and February The Fifth, the Gregorian Royal Family gene pool has degenerated so badly that the next Supreme Potentate of Gloth is destined to be be a boy idiot, whose father died racing him to the Palace garden. His father won the race by jumping from the Palace roof screaming, 'I win! I win!' just before meeting his death on a brick pathway alongside a beautiful bed of roses.
Young Roy
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 7,810. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Three stories from the early years of Roy Harper, before he became a well known traveler and philosopher. Outlaw Trail covers his time in Texas as a child, Hoosier Dreams his adolescence in Indiana and The Gangster's Apprentice chronicles Roy's coming of age. These were the formative experiences that shaped his worldview and made him what he was to be.
The Psychopath of least resistance
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 98,370. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(3.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever wondered whatever happened to those nuclear weapons we used to worry about? In 1991 the USA and Russia signed the nuclear non proliferation treaty and thousands of war heads were decommisioned. They're still there. except one. An illegal arms dealer has obtained one and is taking it to Palestine. He's also taking Vladimir Berswiski, scientist and psychopathic killer.
Words Like Forever
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 79,830. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
A woman with a rotten dating track record. A blind date with the perfect girl. An arsenal of emotional sabotaging techniques. What could go wrong?
Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye...Wayne's Daughter
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Series: Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,420. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
max is distracted in his attempt to find out what happened to the daughter of an old school friend, and the cause of his distraction is the gorgeous georgina; but max is nothing, if not a dedicated super sleuth, and balances his love life and the search for his friend's daughter, but at the cost of his passion for running.
La Chancleta
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,880. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
What's a chancleta? A chancleta is portable discipline. Ask a Latino what a chancleta is and watch them cringe and twitch. Tell a Latino a story of a chancleta that doesn't involve them personally and you'll hear boisterous laughter. This is the story of a chancleta, told in English and Spanish, and the Holy Trinity that is The Way of La Chancleta.
Yo Mama Is So Fat... Jokes
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Price: Free! Words: 180. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Yo Mama Is So Fat... Jokes
Sindie Greets the Handyman
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,940. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
For a retired hit chick in a sleepy Northwest town, a new neighbor with an unknown past means trouble. He may be a cop. He might be an enforcer. He claims to be a simple handyman... but for Sindie Slick, former Pole-Dancing Hit Chick, that's the least credible story of them all.
Printer's Devil Speaks Out
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 108,900. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Collection of Not So Politically, Socially Correct Newspaper Columns about kids, humor, wife, snakes, author, Arkansans
Furious and the Nosey Neighbor
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,940. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
When a former assassin retires to a sleepy Northwest town, dumb luck lands him directly across the street from the town gossip, the busiest busybody around. Common sense says to stay away. Unfortunately, the curious town tattler has a far different idea in mind.
Encounters: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume III, 1931-1934
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,490. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Phoenix Pick. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Volume I, Adventures, Mike Resnick introduced us to Lucifer Jones, a con man traveling in Africa presenting himself as a missionary. As the author puts it, Lucifer unfortunately "isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp" and mirth rather than wealth is often the result of his endeavors. Volume II followed Lucifer in Asia. This third volume tracks Lucifer's travels across Europe.