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Icepick Louie Meets Flo's Clam Chowder
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2012 by Pentucket Publishing. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
At a small town casino in Oregon, Icepick Louie tells all the bumpkins how minor league they are. He bets twenty large they can't name a thing that can top its counterpart back in Boston. Since people who accept challenges from Icepick Louie often wind up with busted kneecaps, he can barely control his laughter when a scrawny geek with thick glasses speaks up and proposes Flo's clam chowder.
One-Track Mind
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2012 by Pentucket Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Olivia loves her books. They fill every shelf, are stacked high on every floor, and have taken over every room. Her boyfriend Charlie can hardly see the TV. And oh yeah, Olivia would rather read than talk to him. What's Charlie to do? Give her an ultimatum? She can pick him or the books? Probably not a good idea.
Get over it
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Price: Free! Words: 850. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How you get over things and where you end up says a lot about you. Come on a short bumpy ride.
Seinfeld Trivia: Everything About Nothing
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 9,640. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012 by Praetorian Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Seinfeld Trivia” was authored by a sitcom expert who knows this series inside-out. It is simply the best trivia book on the market. It covers everything--show, primary characters, recurring regulars, guest stars, friends, family, neighbors, and lovers. Complete with a scoring guide and plenty of memorable moments photos. Whether a casual watcher or avid fan, this book will satisfy any appetite.
Going Dry
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012 by Pentucket Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Can Devin Patrick O'Donnell spend St. Patrick's Day barhopping with a leprechaun without so much as touching a drop of the spirits? The leprechaun has offered a pot of gold. How hard can it be? Bestselling humorist David H. Hendrickson spins this fun tale. Includes two bonus stories: "One-Track Mind" and "Icepick Louie Meets Flo's Clam Chowder."
A Recipe for Disaster
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 59,550. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012 by Brand Name Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
What happens when you mix two mothers-in-law on a mission, a bumbling contractor, a cash-strapped husband, and a harried housewife who's harboring a thirteen-year secret? It's a recipe for disaster! In this outrageously hilarious novel, fiction writer Z.C. Berry offers a refreshing mix of humor and wit that redefines the art of homemaking and money management.
Infinite Monkey
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,990. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Writing is fun-when it goes well. When it dosen't it's hell-as George finds out
The Zac Black Chronicles: The Majestic Four
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 15,170. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the Majestic Four our hero Zac Black discovers what Lana, his nemesis has in store for him and to his horror it involves a Koala Bear and to make matters worse Zac’s best friend has eaten all the pepperoni!
Aliens Don't Dance
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 3,740. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Gary has one chance - and one chance only - to ensure first contact with the humans goes as smoothly as ancient history records it to have occurred. Unfortunately, the fate of the future galactic alliance all rests on his very questionable ability to . . . boogie down.
Pupper Tales
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Price: Free! Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of 10 hilarious poems from a pupper (dog or puppy) point of view. The whole family of all ages can enjoy these with a good laugh. There are a total of over 1800 words to tickle your funny bone.
How I Blew Up Senior Prom
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,590. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012 by Wonder Realms Books. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
A Short Story When Elizabeth Blackwell, the brainy girl in school, gets an anonymous invitation to Senior Prom, she goes prepared for trouble with liquid nitrogen and potassium iodide tucked away in her purse instead of lipstick and eyeliner.
Juan and Willy
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Price: Free! Words: 28,870. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Who hasn't imagined finding a fortune in gold? Juan and Willy dream big like everyone, however their thinking is somewhat inadequate. After struggling to find a truck and babysit an 8-year-old who lives in the house with the gold map, this ridiculous pair blunder into danger at a toxic tailings pond. At least they have each other--as punching bags. A buddy comedy with a duo of dummies.
Illustrated Jokes and Take-Offs 1
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Price: Free! Words: 2,320. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Free. Color Illustrated. Jokes, satire, comics. Enjoy.
Day Dreaming Tales
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,450. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Day Dreaming: Tales from the Fourth Dementia." A quick read. Each tale is 700 words or fewer. Topics: Media Marvels, Weird Rich Folks, Fairy Tales Redux, Marital Blitz, Hilarious Higher Ed. Luv a Guvmint, Home Town Folks, Alien Encounters
The Pluck of O'Reilly
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Price: Free! Words: 6,520. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A humorous fantasy short story set during the American Civil War about a hapless Irishman who is pressed into service and must call upon supernatural help, and his own wits, to survive a pending major battle and the war.
Crossed Signals
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,420. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
First dates are hell, no question about it. But when Derek Adams finally wins that lucky first date with the girl of his dreams, he believes—for one brief instant—that he's finally got it made. Let the misadventure begin.
Suitcase Switcheroo
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,330. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a simple delivery for the mob turns into a nasty double cross, Finn and Clyde Bates race to find the real goods. Crossing the mob on a planet of mobsters might be bad for their continued health, but it'll be worse for the mobster who actually pulled the job... a made man motivated to make sure they fail.
Rapture
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,180. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Mind yourself," said my companion Horace as we arrived at the airport and unloaded my baggage from the back of his old jalopy. "The friendly skies are full of misery and unhappiness." ... In this second installment of A Curmudgeon's Tale, my 80 year old curmudgeon begrudgingly flies to Portland to visit his daughter.
An Eggcellent Proposal
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Price: Free! Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
On a bright and sunny Easter morning, the young pastor of a small Southern church has planned the perfect marriage proposal. Unfortunately, things don't go quite as smoothly as he hoped.
The Quiet of the Grave...And a Nice Commemorative Plate
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012 by Blue Shark Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Anubis, Egyptian god of the underworld, has a problem—two runaway children. HIS children. His search for his beloved twins has brought him grief and worry and a trip to Minneapolis. He’s meeting with an artist who churns out kitsch festooned with unicorns and puppies and TEDDY BEARS. Anubis HATES teddy bears. But the artist may lead him to his children. And Anubis would do ANYTHING for children.