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The Rascal Horse of Rumpsford - A Funny Story in Verse
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,080. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
Prize Winning, funny story about a crafty old horse & a greedy landlord. An easy to read tale in rhyming verse. But be warned, things get 'mucky' towards the end! Ist PRIZE in Fanstory's 'Share a Story in a Poem' Contest March 2012. Fun poetry for shared reading.
Undead Ted: Samuel Clemente Must Die
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Price: Free! Words: 6,650. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Human Summary: Undead Ted is an undead creature on a mission. Traveling along a meatbag-made highway with a new companion, he is on a quest for vengeance. The destination is Exit 13, the location of his father Fred the Supreme Destroyer of Humanity and Consumer of Copious Amounts of Brain Matter's final battle. Zombie Summary: Meehh...braaains...mehhh
Undead Ted
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Price: Free! Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Human Summary: Ted is an undead creature tired of his tedious job. He can do nothing but moan; walking the same foot post from light pole to light pole on 12th street for 4 years could drive any zombie insane. When personal tragedy strikes, it gives Ted the push he needs to begin his journey. Undead Ted Part I is a short story by Samuel Clemente. (2,200 words) Zombie Summary: Meh.. brains... meh
25 Year Old Crisis
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Price: Free! Words: 6,300. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Everyone talks about the famous "middle age" crisis, but what about the 25-year-old crisis?! Not so long ago Claire was a self-confident person, in a long-term relationship and with prospects of a successful career as interpreter for the UN. And now... she can't even get the discount for the "youths" at the cinema! As her world crumbles around her, will Claire find something to hold on to?
Her Team
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 67,490. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
The Red Sox are slumping and so are ticket sales, and their sellout streak is in jeopardy. Hollywood mogul and team owner, James John knows he has to try something outrageous to revive fan interest, so he decides to auction off a chance to manage the Sox for one game... And the auction winner is: Ginger McCall, hardheaded business entrepreneur and baseball junkie.
Larry's Shoes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,670. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I panic. I run back to the living room, my heart pounding and my breath threatening to crack my ribs. Smack in the middle of the greeny-gray, needing-to-be-vacuumed shag carpet sit two amazed-looking shoes. But no Larry. Where on the face of God's pickled green earth is he?
The Penny Raffle
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,750. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Reeling from sexual discrimination, advertising expert Penny Mann decides to market her only remaining asset: Herself. A "penny" raffle. $0.01/ticket. Will it be heads? Or tails? [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
Christmas Inc
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,170. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What happens when Christmas is acquired by a notorious Wall Street private equity firm? Corporate restructuring and micro-management come to the North Pole - with hilarious results!
Squirrel Bait and Other Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 23,130. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These eight light-hearted stories feature dreamers, schemers, minor league con men, and a variety of determined characters doing their thing, trying to do their thing, or wondering what the thing is that they should be doing.
All Jacked Up Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Learn what Jack did to the devil one year...and discover that they share the same bloodline! What possessed Jack, as a child, to do such a horrendous thing to his father? Will his father ever forgive him?
Improving Slay Times in the Common Dragon
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Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ivan Quickblade wonders if he's really cut out for magical graduate school when his dragon-slaying research project goes off the rails. In order to get it back on track, he has to deal with a research mentor that exists as a probability cloud and a human research subject who is not quite as expendable as he thought.
Out of The Closet
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 31,320. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Rednecks everywhere grow together, abandon their closet lifestyles, and become openly red.
Third Time Lucky
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,640. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Middle-aged Tess and Hal meet as volunteers in a charity food kitchen. Some say a meal they concocted made people feel better so they must deal with those who, despite all their disclaimers, are determined to learn the secret “magic” ingredients. While dealing with that the pair find romance.
I am Gerg
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 29,770. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Poetry - single author
A collection of short stories from my point of view. Some are funny,weird and strange
The School of Flaunt Handbook
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Price: $12.99 USD. Words: 72,780. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Educational
Back when “Flying Was Fun” Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt. These Emily Posts of the 21st century share their insights with cheeky humor and many personal stories. Now fasten your seat belts students for it might be a bumpy flight.
The Making of 'Sex and Violence'
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,800. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
"The Making of 'Sex and Violence'" is a mock-umentary in the tradition of "This Is Spinal Tap" about the movie business. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
Colin, and the Stench of Woe
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,460. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
NaNoWriMo 2011 book. Last updated 2011-11-30 09:44:13
Goal reached!
After having mysteriously woken up in a desert, in a world different to his own, Colin must now embark on a strange and sometimes dangerous journey to enable his return. A journey to where though, and what perils will he face along the way? This is about to be the strangest period of Colin's life, by a long way...
She Read Too Much
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,920. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011 by Logan Square Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A heavy boozer whose pride is crushed by his wife's ability to read more books than he can, launches a twisted self-help scheme to ensure that he will always read more than her.
The Bhut Jolokia Caper
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 3,030. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Short Story Recommended Ages: 17+ Welcome to the Good Diner, the favorite hangout of our gang. Thumbs and Locks might not be showing up today but I'm still here, keeping up the respectable front for us. I'll probably have to get a real job sooner or later, but if you have a minute, take a seat, and I'll tell you all about the last caper.
Lotta Losers
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 88,470. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Politely bumbling Maddie Dullboy signs papers to win the Lotta contest - only to learn those are a contract that will bankrupt her family. Finding little sympathy for signing unread papers, she must learn to use the terms and fine print of the contract to become too much trouble for the users to use. She becomes more cautious in the process - or maybe not.