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The Christmas [Blank]
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Price: Free! Words: 8,210. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
[Co-authored with Amy, Kevin, and Dana Rushton] A collection of very short Christmas stories. They were created as part of a family tradition and range from slightly goofy to thoroughly weird.
The Partial Examination: A Short Humor Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,980. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After a night of drinking and partying, Cameron has difficulty taking an examination.
A Christmas Carol For Modern Times
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Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Evergreedy Squeeze is a wealthy banker, out of touch with the age of austerity. At Christmas he receives visitations from three spirits, who attempt to show him the truth of his situation. Will he heed their lesson? Apologies to Charles Dickens for this affectionate homage to his famous story in his bicentenary year.
LET THE CHIPS FALL: A Collection of Short Stories About Gambling
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,840. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of short stories and articles that I have written over the years about poker, gambling, and the like. Gambling is such a fascinating subject - it encompasses all that life has to offer - opportunity, risk, fate, luck, and alcohol. Some of these stories have never been published, others were published a long time ago, and one actually won an award. Can you guess which one?
The Bat And The Rainbow
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Price: Free! Words: 80. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
a magazine about everything.
The 5 Greatest Spankings of All Time
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,380. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“The 5 Greatest Spankings of all Time” invites you to step into a fifty-five year old time capsule, to a simpler time when the misadventures of three young brothers growing up on a small ranch in the 1950’s stretch their parent’s patience and sanity to the breaking point. Taking place in the shadows of World War II, this tale not only unfolds the amusing and humorous events that led up to the “5 Greatest Spankings” but it conveys a flavorful and reminiscent glimpse of a time gone by, as the tastes and smells of the 50’s come rushing back. Readers of any adult generation will be entertained by the boy’s ability to effortlessly transform relatively innocent intentions into calamity and chaos. Laced throughout the chapters is an unmistakable underlying message addressing family dynamics and relationships that will surely summon to mind events of your own childhood. May laughter and joy be your companions as you journey through the adventures with these 1950’s versions of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.
God, Dog and Beelzebub
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,770. Language: British English. Published: January 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A set of three short and very unusual stories, plus a special bonus feature.
Morton's toe
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,170. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Morton's Toe is a common forefoot disorder where the second toe is longer than the Big Toe (the Hallux). If left untreated, the consequences can be quite shocking.
Tracy's Hot Mail
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,310. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2012 by Crooked Cat publishing. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit
Tracy's the new girl in the office. A sassy nineteen year old with an eye for cloned fashion and an ear for the latest gossip, she reveals all in a series of emails to her friend, Emma. Behind Tracy’s wide eyed innocence and reassuring smile is a muck spreader of the highest calibre. No secret is safe. “Hilariously written. I can’t fault this book...” Rose McClelland, Judging Covers
Holy Cannoli! Chick-E Gets A Job
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,420. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Chick-E gets hired to waitress at Mama Romano's restaurant and things go very wrong. Join Chick-E on her adventure of flying meatballs!
Out, De'moan!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,730. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2012 by Step5 Transmedia. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Lew'bo the orc is suffering from a terrible fang-ache. But the tooth-witch's treatment might offer a more permanent type of relief than he's looking for. On the other claw, the grimaces and scowls the witch's cute, green-tailed assistant is throwing his way can only mean one thing—snert! If he survives the appointment, that is. Out, Demoan! is a light-hearted fantasy tale.
Crank Call
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Price: Free! Words: 470. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
A man receives a phone call while praying....
A Quick One Before Bed - Deutsche Ausgabe
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 110. Language: German. Published: January 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In diesem Buch sind 43 Cartoons zusammengefasst, die zum Nachdenken anregen und zum Lachen auffordern. Hierbei werden das Elternsein, die Arbeit, und die zwischenmenschliche Beziehungen näher unter die Lupe genommen. Der australische Autor lädt dazu ein, sich in den jeweiligen Cartoons wieder zufinden. Das Buch erschien zuerst in englisch (australisch) und wurde dann ins Deutsche übersetzt.
8 Games
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 73,210. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After doing 2 years in a dingy southern jail for a swamp scam, Cal Landon comes up with an idea to repay the Georgia town. Chesterfield is a wealthy, prep school in Orange County, California, that shuns sports. Their football team had only 3 wins in 10 years. Cal proposes to take their team through an undefeated, untied, and un-scored on season; for a huge price, of course. It’s a rollicking read.
For Gods' Sake
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 95,900. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
The gods have returned from a polydimensional conclave with some exciting new ideas. They've decided that demarcation of the Realities of the Polyverse is to end. Forced migration between dimensions will begin at once. Integration is the new watchword. The gods believe their plans are proceeding nicely while the alien mortals charged with implementing the plan are busily sabotaging it.
Sally Bone
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 87,210. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2012 by Blenheim Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
At the age of four Sally gets into the wrong carriage in a train of evacuees and ends up in a little village called Chrishall. Churchill's victory speech was the first real disaster in Sally's life: she had to leave her little Paradise and return to a world she had not known for six years. But although living far away, she promised that one day she would tell the World about her wartime friends.
Duck-N-Cover
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Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Why do men spend so much time in the Bathroom? Using humor the auther creates a fictional blog about a man who uses his bathroom for everything except going to the bathroom. This is a very short story. It comprises about 1600 words.
Neuzen in andermans tassen
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Price: Free! Words: 2,190. Language: Dutch. Published: January 12, 2012 by e-Publikant. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wat moet computerprogrammeur Mark doen als een man met een lange zwarte baard niet één tas, maar een hele aanhangwagen vol tassen onbeheerd in zijn straat achterlaat?
Invalid Argument
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,530. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2012 by JMS Books LLC admin@jms-books.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Shoppers mob a large man trying in vain to get out of his ostentatious vehicle, which he’s parked in a disabled parking space without a disabled sticker. But they’re in for a big surprise when they discover the truth.
The Argument of Constants
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Price: Free! Words: 15,060. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Douglas Adams meets Roger Zelazny. This novelette mixes absurd humor, parallel universes, and romantic drama while managing to ask life's ultimate question: What is a koala doing in a boot? The Argument of Constants won the 2010 Writers of the Future Contest Honorable Mention.